J. Chris Mueller

Headline: Government lawyer yanked from immigration detail in Minnesota after telling judge 'this job sucks'

First the West Wing and now this?
You guys are gluttons for punishment.

a man in a suit and tie stands in front of a sign that says we come Alt: John Oliver: "We got him"

The GOP:

‘It’s sick’: Trump administration uses mascot called ‘Coalie’ to push dirtiest fossil fuel Cartoon lump of coal with giant eyes was spotlighted by US interior secretary in X post saying: ‘Mine, Baby, Mine!’

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Trump administration uses mascot called ‘Coalie’ to push dirtiest fossil fuel; Cartoon lump of coal with giant eyes was spotlighted by US interior secretary in X post saying: ‘Mine, Baby, Mine!’

Not satire

Chart shows one lone reserved seat for "Melania" on opening night at a small theater. This person is likely to be a serial killer.

Big opening night at the local theater (one creep in the back corner)

a woman sitting in front of a laptop with #schitts creek on the bottom right ALT: a woman sitting in front of a laptop with #schitts creek on the bottom right

😢

VRE is the weird and cozy AP we all need right now.

a football player for the patriots is talking to a reporter ALT: a football player for the patriots is talking to a reporter

Me listening to the beginning of today's @ridiculouscrime.bsky.social episode

Thanks I was quite proud of myself 😁

Billionaire Elon Musk wears a cowboy hat backward while cosplaying as a Normal Human Man

the fashion understander

"Opening a new tab and forgetting why" is my new "walking into a room and forgetting why"

Right? I think my first editor beat that out of me my first week on the job out of college (figuratively not literally ... I'm not THAT old)

Where did he pick up that habit? I thought that was just us dinosaurs ...

*tips cowboy hat*
Howdy Comrade

This was written by an alleged professional? Huh.

"Fluffly-backed tit-babbler" sounds very much like a British insult from 1890

Employee accused of stealing 47 vehicles from Avis Budget car rental site at New York airport Police in upstate New York say a car rental employee at the Syracuse airport stole 47 vehicles from the business and rented them out at other locations around the region.

@ridiculouscrime.bsky.social - You know what's ridiculous?

apnews.com/article/rent... 
Employee accused of stealing 47 vehicles from Avis Budget car rental site at New York airport

Your new alter ego: Banner Falcone, crime-fighter and birthday boy

This sounds pretty rad
Also caked sasquatch

ROME (AP) — Speakers blasted songs including “Born in the U.S.A.” and “American Pie” as six cardinal electors from the United States gathered in Rome on Friday to share their thoughts on the election of the first U.S.-born pope, Cardinal Robert Prevost.

Quick question: Did anyone listen to the lyrics of either of these songs?

I hope it's him

Ant smugglers arrested in Kenya as government warns of changing trafficking trends Two Belgian teenagers have been charged in Kenya with wildlife piracy after they were found with thousands of ants packed in test tubes in what Kenyan authorities said was part of a trend in trafficki...

@ridiculouscrime.bsky.social

You know what's ridiculous?
apnews.com/article/gard...

Trump's top trade rep under fire before Senate committee after days of market chaos President Donald Trump’s top trade negotiator came under fire Tuesday from senators unnerved by the president’s sweeping global tariffs, a market meltdown and the heightened risk of recession from an ...

apnews.com/article/tari...

AP news story: “It seems like we’ve decided to begin a trade war on all fronts,″ said Republican Sen. Thom Tillis of North Carolina. He said he wanted to know who in the Trump administration he should hold responsible — and “choke″ — if the tariffs fail and Americans suffer from higher prices and slower economic growth.

"We're all trying to find the guy who did this" meme

🤔

Mr. L. Jackson is the only Uncle Sam we recognize now

Complaint: Although I could not understand a word of the performance, I do know they were trying to bad mouth the Trump Administration. I highly suggest that someone review what is being sung or said during halftime. People want to be entertained. There is no reason to have someone give their opinions. Over half the country voted for President Trump. You should respect that.

Couldn't understand the lyrics / am offended by the lyrics

Complaint: Who was the guy who played the half time show? It was awful. I couldn’t understand him. He literally told us to turn the tv off at the end!! Like who does that. Please put someone that we all know like Eminem or someone iconic. This was a disgrace the the eagles.

"This was a disgrace the the eagles."