the peche mode

Illustration of an artist's studio. Colorful houses and trees fill the window view.

Girls have two moods

also of course I had to look at the equivalent "people with crohn's" page and mr beast was on there. which I either did not know or did know and had just wiped from my memory

one of today's catfishing questions was for someone belonging to the "people with ulcerative colitis" category (and who I did not know belonged to that category, but I did guess them correctly) so naturally I went to that category page after and the first person listed was... shinzo abe??

apparently murray only recently picked up bass again for this tour which is crazy too. imagine being the bassist on legendary hits like GOLDEN YEARS and then not playing music for three decades!!! station to station is one of the albums that got ME to buy a bass!!!!

YouTube video by Scozatron David Bowie – Stay (Live Musikladen 1978)

murray and alomar (and dennis davis, who died pretty recently but was an AMAZING drummer) were bowie's backing band in the mid/late 70s which is still probably my favorite era of his

whoaaaaa no one told me that george murray (one of my favorite bassists ever) and carlos alomar were doing a tribute/reunion tour based on their work with bowie... only in europe so I wouldn't have made it anyway but I would fucking kill to see that if I could

okay true I did forget that it's mostly a grass distribution move anyway lol. but still.... and yeah leech florges would be disgusting

*stands up bravely* leech seed should be 100% accurate when used by grass types

Sometimes you gotta talk to the realest guy you know

the only thing I can think of is that no one knows what a million actually is lol. it's six zeroes people

las vegas average rent (per zillow): $1.9k
twelve months of rent at that price: $22.8k
a million dollars divided by $22.8k: 43.86

so for a million dollars you could put 43 people, without roommates, in average-rent housing for a year.

however...

las vegas homeless population: 7,900

granted I guess this could be true if you live in a very small city and/or if "house" means "house for like, three months" but...

I know it can boring and odious but you have to care at least a little about econ numbers shit or else you end up with complete vibe-math statements like "if you had a million dollars you could house every homeless person in your city" 😕

control yourself... take only what you neeeeed gromit

r/wastewater post title: weekend humor (300 upvotes, 13 comments) it's one of those "what my friends think I do, what my mom thinks I do... what I really do" meme templates with the caption "wastewater plant operator".

reddit likes to recommend me random posts and sometimes they're awesome

she went to state legislators, TPUSA and conservative media outlets within a few hours of getting her grade, if you can’t identify the bad faith that can be seen from space, you need to get your eyes checked

Text from a 705 number saying "Only you can handle the speed of a race car."

Perhaps the best spam text I've ever received

oh if that's all then I'm sure it's fine

for a second I was like "wait isn't it bad luck to use a fishing pole indoors?"

I thankfully spend almost zero time thinking about work on weekends but that means every monday morning I'm like "wait what the fuck was I working on last week"

i’m genuinely so convinced all of this has been a planned operation by the student and her mother (who is commenting on this publicly, and associated closely with the republican party), and big far right propaganda account going all in on it. this is designed to oust trans people from public life

sometimes you don't appreciate nonbreaking spaces until you're on a website that doesn't use them and then get confused about a sentence that's like "blah blah blah E." until the next line continues "M. Forster"

this might even partly be a practical thing of cameras being smaller and cheaper -> more multi-cam setups, or it being easier to edit digital footage, or better audio syncing, or whatever. but that doesn't mean you HAVE to jump around all the time...

is it just me or do you ever notice how contemporary movies/TV seem like they use waaaaay more short and frequent camera cuts than even shit from like, 20 years ago did. not a universal thing but there are times where I start to get starved for even a few long shots

YouTube video by Brian Eno - Topic The Jezebel Spirit

*laughs like this*

when the phobia is femme-y 💅

fondly remembering my cis gay coworker who (on multiple occasions lol) pronounced "cishet" like “sih-SHAY”

finally took the arms off my office chair. I should've done this years ago

Yeah they trained their dog only using terms from psychoanalysis. If you say “jouissance” he rolls over, if you say “pure signifier” he sits, and if you say “sexuation” he runs off to fuck the couch