the peche mode

last work trip I got extremely cranky about not getting enough fruits and vegetables so I just had regular dinner and then went to a sushi place next door for two orders of steamed asparagus to go lol

downtown seattle is steep and humid

thank you 🫡

and yet you liked the post 👀

LOLLL literally though

when the airplane moans and you can feel its landing gear bulge out

after the guy in front of me walked out I was like 🤨 at the wet-ass floor but now I understand

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not only is it one of those sinks you have to continually hold to get water flowing, NOT ONLY is it so small that you can barely get your entire hand under the tap, but even trying to use it means soaking the floor of the entire 2.5 square foot lavatory

whoever designed the bathroom sink on the boeing 737-900... I have words for you

microdosing takeoff anxiety by taking the loudest rickety-est airport tram to my gate

also I've seen a bunch of people here with subtle furry gear/accessories and was wondering if we just had a con or something until I saw a different person with black hat/defcon patches all over their bag and was like ohhhhhhh of course

whenever it reeks of weed at the airport I'm like. who just furiously smoked their last legal joint 15 minutes ago lol

malcom in the middle fanart i made years ago that i still like

just me and my seborrheic dermatitis against the world...

crossing my fingers we get it in master collection volume 2....

"retro 90s VHScore pokemon" as a concept is so funny to me. like... that's just regular pokemon...

death stranding 2 screenshot of sam on a zip-line in the pouring rain against a blood red sky but now there's a ghostly apparition behind him with its eyes glowing in terrible recognition

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also no I am still not done with this game because (1) I've been busy and (2) I'm taking my damn time!!!

death stranding 2 screenshot of sam on a zip-line in the pouring rain against a blood red sky

zip-lining through a BT area goes crazy because if you get close enough they'll still try to chase you lol

normally I hate smart appliances but having a washer/dryer that sends push notifications when a cycle stops honestly rules

they're correct though. I'm not documenting your wizard

reddit post from r/technicalwriting title: Should wizards be documented? body: My knee-jerk reaction, bypassing my brain, is of course not. If the Ul is giving you all the information you need to complete a task, what's the point of duplicating it in the documentation, beyond telling the user 'the wizard[1] will guide you through the process'? Or am I missing something? [1] I'm aware the MS style guide discourages use of the word wizard.

kinda cruel how if you google anything related to pelvic floor pain you get told to do kegels a million times... but sometimes you might have pain from a hypertonic pelvic floor and kegels just make that worse!!!

recently finished the troika by stepan chapman and it ruled

podcast ads for grocery store sales seems like a recession indicator

oh absolutely... it took me way too long to realize that the clenching and headaches were connected 😭

the actual physical masseter reduction from botox might have contributed too, plus changes from T, plus getting older, plus not having moon face from corticosteroids anymore lol. but like literally go try it. unclench that thang

also "learning" might be generous, gotta give credit to TMJ botox. that shit is miraculous. I used to grind my teeth so bad in my sleep that I would have nightmares where I could barely open my mouth

unironically I think one of my bigger glow-ups over the years has been learning how to not clench my fucking teeth all the time lol. like go look in a mirror and try it. unclenching is an instant jaw/chin boost

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