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Josh Schoenbachler

@jschoenbachler.bsky.social

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Latest posts by jschoenbachler.bsky.social on Bluesky

In other news, Elon Musk is now set to become the world's first trillionaire.

Eat the fucking rich.

07.11.2025 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

After a year of feeling hopeless and concerned about this country, I feel like I'm finally seeing a glimmer of hope.

2026 is just around the corner, lets keep this momentum.

05.11.2025 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What a fucking great day for America. Hopefully a fantastic sign of what is to come for the midterms.

05.11.2025 04:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Alfred, I need you to pull up everything you can on "copypasta of the meme about a realistic call of duty where a recruiter lies to you while you work at Little Caesars"

04.11.2025 05:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Correction: Old Testament fanfic

24.09.2025 04:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So Paradise Lost is really just New Testament fanfic huh

24.09.2025 04:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ice Age Sid jedi force ghosting behind a character parallel to Wendy Darling from Peter Pan while she quotes him in Alien Earth has to be on someone's bingo card

12.09.2025 04:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So am I supposed to NOT be imagining a Monk video game that's a cross between A Little To The Left and Case of the Golden Idol?

05.09.2025 06:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Immediate wishlist and yet again I will evangelize the Enigma Machine trilogy!!!! Please go play these games, they kick major ass.

24.07.2025 14:12 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Saw this and loved the aesthetic, bought it and will report back!

22.07.2025 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

11/11

Its all just bullshit. The right wants to act like they are the "responsible" ones and that people should take "responsibility" by pulling themselves up by their bootstraps. But God forbid a white guy take responsibility for himself whenever a black woman gets a job he wanted.

01.05.2025 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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The process for these prestigious law schools are even crazier! While this theoretical 23-year-old was allegedly being marginalized by minority groups, was he doing volunteer work in his community? Did he lead clubs, run fundraisers, play sports, learn a 2nd language, win awards?

01.05.2025 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

9/X

There are so many factors that go into college acceptance that trying to reduce it to "test scores and DEI" is at best stupid and ignorant, and at worst deliberately misleading. I had to send 2 essays, standardized test scores, GPA, extracurricular info, and more for a state school.

01.05.2025 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

8/X

Finally, the whole "not getting into college even though he had better test scores" is just so wild. I knew straight white dudes who barely cracked 20 on their ACT who made it into college (in some cases, with scholarships!). But let's ignore that and assume Ivy League (since he said law).

01.05.2025 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

7/X

I had teachers and professors who acknowledged that this country has done terrible things, but there is so much that was never covered in our curriculum- Tulsa massacre, "American Frontier Wars", etc.

01.05.2025 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

6/X

Never once was I told that America was "evil". In fact, I grew up close to Hermitage, where the historic home of Andrew Jackson is located. We went on field trips there and talked a lot about him. I wasn't aware of even half of the heinous shit he did to indigenous groups.

01.05.2025 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

5/X

After struggling through high school, college, and the first year of my career, I finally went to a doctor and got a 2nd diagnosis as an adult and was finally able to do something about it. It wasn't because I was an "active boy", its because I have fucked up brain chemistry.

01.05.2025 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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Also, I was diagnosed with ADHD at a young age, but due to assholes (like this guy) who like to perpetuate this myth of overdiagnosing children, my parents were too scared to treat me in any way.

01.05.2025 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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I did, however, have family members and people I went to church with tell me to "be careful" when I started dating a black girl because dating outside of your race is wrong. I was 12 at the time. Weirdly enough nobody acknowledged the existence or plight of trans people.

01.05.2025 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

2/X

I am a straight, cis, white, male, and my experience was nothing like this at all. Literally no one ever told me I was any of those things because of that.

01.05.2025 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I was 21 in 2016 and this (the original blog post) is one of the most batshit things I've ever read. Who the fuck writes this garbage?

I keep trying to write something in the character limit to express my anger but cant. 1/X

01.05.2025 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Anyone else think this was an onion title at first?

25.04.2025 03:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Or 2. They were aware of the themes and thought it would be a good choice out of spite for the blatant anticorporate antigreed message and it brings them joy to twist the art to their desires

10.04.2025 04:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

1. The idea that they would watch the movie and be stupid enough to just think nothing more than "huh cool cyberpunk aesthetic, I want that to be my ad!" And completely missed the core anticapitalist theme of cyberpunk

10.04.2025 04:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Blade Runner 2049 AI Lawsuit Rules That Elon Musk's Tesla Can Still Be Sued for Copyright Infringement Tesla's presentation last year for a Cybercab gave sci-fi dystopia vibes that drew concern from Alcon Entertainment.

Listen I'm just a little inebriated and can I just say how fucking lame it is that this is a thing-

gizmodo.com/blade-runner...

Is happening?

I cant decide which would be worse:

10.04.2025 04:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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07.04.2025 14:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's a weird way to spell Aliens.

04.04.2025 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A very minor complaint given everything else, but holy shit people have got to stop adding "-gate" to the end of a word for scandals. WATERGATE WAS A HOTEL. "Gate" means nothing! 50 years on and people are just champing at the fucking bit to add "gate" to the end of a single word for every scandal!

27.03.2025 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Instead it should go "RESIDENT BALATRO" and show the feed from the players default camera. Clown on those fools.

24.03.2025 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I Ernestly enjoyed this

14.03.2025 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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