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#mustache #gay

Ohhhhhhhh!!!! I get it! Cause it’s a “package” truck!

I refer to the dynamic between my boys as being “boyfriends” cuz even tho they’re both independent they’re extremely connected. It’s amazing when you can see love between non human creatures and know that it’s a universal concept. ❤️

There’s this weird peace that comes with getting closure on something that’s zapped your joy for the past few years. There’s always going to be a pain associated with the topic but now I can accept the outcomes and actually heal from the scars.

Thanks for the honesty. It’s all I really ever needed.

🎼 ABC.
It’s easy as 1, 2, 3.
And if you get with me,
And it burns when you pee,
You probably got an STD, yeah! 🎶

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It definitely makes an impression on me. Makes me choke up a little bit when I see it.

This is the content I wake up in the morning for. 🥵🤤

I can't find a pulse.
My heart won't start anymore,
For you.
'Cause you're losin' me.

And I was never good at tellin' jokes, but the punch line goes
I'll get older, but your lovers stay my age.
From when your Brooklyn broke my skin and bones;
I'm a soldier who's returning half his weight.
And did the twin flame bruise paint you blue?
Just between us, did the love affair maim you too?

Insanity is trying to change for a man who is always looking for something better.
It eats at your psyche, when you’re constantly compared to others and always come up short.

#plowpose

Gamer bros will tell you that Raptor’s Black Feathers is the armor to wear to boost your jump attacks.
#Gaymer bros know that Gravebird’s Blackquill Armor is the far superior armor to wear for jump attacks because it also shows off slutty midsection.
#EldenRing

I’m #fcforlorn 🥺

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Me sitting here patiently waiting for @jbwtw.bsky.social to post for #FCF

Things I’ve given up for “Love”:

1. Self respect
2. My credit score
3. At times my sanity
4. Years of my life
5. Self worth (different from self respect)

But goddamn if i didn’t learn some valuable life lessons along the way.

Cause it makes you lose focus.

I got spine surgery that relieved a nerve in my L4/L5, and now I’m horny af and am able to get off easier than I have in years.

They really did unblock my sacral chakra.

God forbid someone try to have a conversation on a hookup app.

I know a guy who fucked the original Blue Ranger in a dark room.

If you are going through hell, keep going.

Why would you stop in hell?

You were my harlequin bride, I was your undercover lover.
I was your robot companion, you were my favorite color.

Don’t need music at the gym, when you’re microdosing heartache.

I wanna cause a scene
Don’t wanna turn the other cheek
Do you know what you are
Do you know what you did to me
I stained your sheets
God tell me how do you sleep
My empty cup on your nightstand
My bones in your teeth
My heart’s kick drum type beat
God I just wanted to dance
But I have two left feet

“Memories are chapters, not contracts.”

I got the surgery. Leg felt better immediately (minus some phantom pains), and now I just need to wait for incision to heal up. Can’t bend or twist. Healing will take some time, but I’m hoping it’s worth it.

My favorite cartoon character EVER was the Gypsy chihuahua from Courage the Cowardly Dog. ❤️

My second born son is also a love bug but he likes to commit murder and tax fraud.

My firstborn son is a love bug.