Ranch Devereaux

I see we’ve taken the same classes! Correct!

The Senate, which stems from the Latin root word, Sena, meaning butthole of disappointment.

Living room with a fire going as well as a Christmas tree

I know it’s only November 9th, but I will not apologize for being a falalafag

“I didn’t come here to make friends!!!” I scream storming the buffet line with Tupperware

Man, I don’t think I love anything in life as much as grandmas on Facebook love commenting “beautiful family” under pictures

a woman in a white dress says i 'm mother teresa on a citytv screen Alt: a woman in a white dress saying I’m Mother Teresa

And 9 times out of 10, people take me up on my offer

One thing about me is that if I see you struggling to take a selfie of you and your friends, I will 1000% offer to take the picture for you

5’4” teeny tiny like travels in rain drops and lives under a mushroom short

Korbel was exempt from the but France asked nicely if they could refer to it as “California champagne” and they said sure

Like an Ann Geddes picture

Short gay guy standing next to a real banana

Here I am with a banana

Short gay guy in pink shirt and blue jean shorts standing next to a champagne bottle

Y’all know I am short. Like short short. But did you know I am actually only the height of a Champagne bottle? 🍾 🌈 💫 🐁

There were bananas in it I guess

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Yes. Just now. For 9 years lol

Just because I like to smell what's cooking doesn't mean I'm stirring the pot, and just because I stir the pot doesn't mean I put the ingredients in there. 🤷🏻

Nut allergies are no joke.

My partner paid $9 for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich I’m gonna be ill

fuck marry kill is just the evolution of a romantic relationship

That is…awful but also like sounds very typical of someone who can just buy up investment properties. Also I hate airbnbs because of how so many people use them as a get rich quick scheme

Screenshot from The Simpsons of a woman in front of a car giggling and saying oh you

Tuxedo cat sleeping on a workout bench

Update:

Yes yes yes I know, I’ve used that caption before whatever I’m not a v creative gay

Shirtless gay guy in white tights taking a selfie while working out at home with his tuxedo cat relaxing in front of him

Caturday meowning

No it’s like eating delicious delicious wax!

A hand holding the end of a pink shirt so that it can hold a bunch of candy corn and m&ms like a little bowl

Shirts are just snack holders

Hahaha SAME I’m always like lemme play Veronica Mars and get to the bottom of this mess

Nicole Kidman AMC still but instead of “we come to this place for magic” it says “we come to this place to see who died”

Me logging onto Facebook for one reason and one reason only

Omg I am 1000% the same!

we love an un-throupling press release ig collab post