Ranch Devereaux

Suppable
Soup Bowl
Sue Pa Bull
Sue PA Bull
Chi CA go
choo da doo
tstststsrstststs

Brain damage????

Is that anything?

Super Bowel

Ha. Rode hard and put back wet as they used to say.

Ha. Yep!

Love language? Babe, it's a great day when I don't go nonverbal

Love language? Babe, I can barely speak English.

You should hear me use it IRL lol the looks I get sometimes

I generally am not one for dunking on or trying to shame anyone, hence attempting to cover his name up (even though I apparently did a shit job of it). A friend sent me the screenshot so I honestly did not even know the guy.

Was he receptive to you talking to him about it???

I’d never walked across the bridge before - was neat!

lol that was us walking once we got off the cable car

Gay guy in sunglasses and blue shirt and hat hanging off the side of a cable car with his straight friend who is a girl and she is also wearing sunglasses

Map of our walk from Fisherman’s Wharf over the GG Bridge

Playing gay guy tour guide

Lather rinse repeat

Apparently I did a shit job of covering it up so…lol

Knowing this I would definitely not attend. What a way to go out

Send pics you’re a hero

a woman is biting her nails while standing in front of trees . Alt: a woman is biting her nails while standing in front of trees .

The ultimate.

I long for the sweet release of execution by bob wigged drag queen

Ok, but now I’m purposely not going.

Eye roll. Find the spaces that make you feel safe and validated and stop judging everyone by your rubric.

*sees a group of muscled gay men in thongs having a good time*
TOXIC! TOXIC!

Oh my god go find a life to live.

Girl, just say, “we need alcohol-free queer spaces” 😭

Just have fun and enjoy the ride lmao

I’m so exhausted by gay men complaining about circuit parties. They’re not for everyone – they’re not for me! – but they are solid money makers for venues and they’re not going away.

If capitalism isn’t offering experiences you want, you gotta create that for yourself.

At the core of almost every essay like this, is the entitlement that every gay event needs to be centered on something they want. Like the circuit life style just isn’t for me, and that’s okay. I encourage my sisters to do what makes them happy while I lift my little weights and roll my little dice

“I HATE JUDGMENTAL GAYS”

Proceeds to judge.

Exhausting.

Well he got picked so congrats to this man