pk is moving @badpoetry.beige.party

It's terrifying. Like it looks like a 2d drawing a kid makes but also, realistic enough to feel weird eating.

We don't need no water, let the motherfucker burn. Burn baby burn.

...also, might as well be.

Restricted trade, tariffs were new, US government making moves to steal more Indigenous land and Canada is terrified we're going to try and annex them. Lol. Why not some arson too?

The British have an opportunity to do something really funny.

a bald man with glasses is talking to another bald man . Alt: Larry David in Curb Your Enthusiasm, slowly leaning back in a chair, pursing his lips and shaking his head yes. Text says play in yellow scrolling font.

In all fairness, I have been this guy since I was like 6.

Horny me likes that idea. Normal me is like, I don't trust people to even shake hands regular style.

Hell yeahhhh.

So most of the people that oversee the U.S.'s stockpile of nuclear bombs, were furloughed. Lol. I want off this fucking ride.

Can you please "whats in the box" me if I ever find coconuts and send you a turtle stash?

Should it be a frot or a dock to replace a handshake?

We could start a gay league draft. We seem to have a shortage of bottoms here. Take it up the butt for your country, boys!

I'm not in your group chat! I'm not in your discord! I just want to post shit that people will think is rumors about them to foment madness

Millennials are henceforth called Gen XX.

Yall ever seen a grown ass person with an Oompa-loompa haircut and just know they sided with Lord Faarquad?

The fact that I've known of more than 0 is pretty wild.

I know! That part made me laugh. Like they used so much of it that they turned into Meth.

Is it weird that I'm more surprised by the trailer* quality ceilings and walls than I am the tattoo? I mean, when you see those before anything else, the rest makes sense.

Nazis, the Meth of the political spectrum.

Now wait a minute you're telling me The Good Guys who have been telling my friends and I to die in concentration camps for most of the last year are also favored by nazis?!

Wow

Call me old fashioned but I like knowing what symbols or images are used for before tattooing them to my body.

they use auto-pilot thing so they could search for ppl to eat? 4th was why are we paying for car insurance during a zombie timeline. 5th was finally feeling like an asshole for thinking the first thing.

Definitely not empathy. I saw a truck with a "in loving memory of..." memorial decals. First thought was "why are you dedicating the back window of a F150 to a dead person who can't even drive?"
Second thought was wondering how much a zombie driver would make your premium go up? 3rd was, would

Is this....empathy?
Do I have empathy now?
No. Probably not.
Maybe though.
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I wonder how much lead and asbestos Trump may inhale or ingest. Probably not enough but it'd probably regrow some foreskin to cure the autisms.

I'm honestly okay with it getting completely demolished.

Imagine dedicating your life to physically finding Jesus.

I agree. Golden is the only competent one. I dont think Lane will come unless we offer him a shit ton of money. :( but I've been surprised before.

I wouldn't mind seeing Lanning, tbh. But I agree mostly. Stricklin needs to go too though. Stricklin is like the Mullen of ADs. Relying on diamonds in the rough of the portal system. Can't recruit/hire for shit. The question is, who's worth a shit thats available with a lot of SEC experience?

Do it! The cringe i mean. And two excellent alternatives. Missy, imo, one of the greatest lyricists to do it. The fact that shes rarely mentioned when GOATS are discussed is criminal.

It was hard for me too! I just enjoy a good beat and lyrics, which is every genre pretty much.

I already enjoyed your posts and replies but your love for Gang Starr made me enjoy them more somehow. Lol. I agree though. Gang Starr imo, has always been criminally underrated.

Not going to lie, gang starr threw me.

You have to wear her oversized hoodie while you're naked and surprise her with it. Just saying .