a thriving baby 🧭

choco's Yummy-licks

LOOK AT MY MAMA YALL. That's right, the Maryland Middle School Principal of the Year!!!

rip greg pepino
vamos

friend a: do we have to invite him? he always says weird things
friend b: let's just be nice okay? im sure he'll be normal this time...
[AT THE FUNCTION, SURROUNDED BY BADDIES]
me: today i saw a vision of a serpent eating the world. i think it represents how big and unstoppable my penis will become

we can't keep treating people like that

As someone who has spent a couple winters inside the Texas prison system, I can confirm no prison in this state has central air or heat.

People died of heat stroke in the summer and got pneumonia in the winter, causing issues. One even died from cold.

Texas never left the chain gang style.

A lot of Dems are going to take Bovino and Noem being fired as the finish line, and it's very important to make it clear to them that it is a starting line

Remember, folks: Greg Bovino won't see your jokes about how short he is- because you put them up too high lol

i hope people living in maple grove appreciate their tax dollars going to paying for a thousand cops to stand guard in perimeter so bovino can sleep peacefully like a disgusting swine

you should fundraise the hell out of this issue

The Trump admin is scrambling because the secret police it sends out for kidnappings and rioting has been killing people on video then brazenly lying about it, but Schumer's instinct is to whip his caucus into taking a position *more conservative* than that held by the median voter.

He's got to go.

my long national nightmare is over

Yeah the people of Minnesota are inspiring. You, not so much.

Nothing the senate democrats are considering folding on would stop any of what Alex Pretti and the rest of us are upset about, nor would they have kept him from being murdered. @schumer.senate.gov NO DEAL

damn you can type too?

prosecute him as an adult!

Border Patrol chief Greg Bovino discovered to have been one child in a trenchcoat

me with headphones on

ironed my hair and hanging with the wives lets go

lol this would be the most Lucy football situation ever

“Ok was he wearing the body cam?”
“Yes”
“Can we see it?”
“lol, no”

Pocket Nazi Greg retiring to spend more time with his larvae

Stephen Miller going down at the power of the labor movement would be one of the proudest moments I'd witness in my nearly 20 years in organized labor.

Let's get it done.

honks i think is short for honkeys
he should meet padraig!

good luck in your whatevers!

didn't even notice it 🔥

we get pride, not you. Not yet.

Do your FULL FUCKING JOB MY DUDE
THE JOB YOU WANTED SO BAD YOU LET YOUR LANYARD GOONS RATFUCK ERIN MURPHY OUT OF IN 2018
THE JOB YOU DISHORNED BY SENDING SOLDIERS DOWN MY FAMILY’S STREET IN 2020

eviction moratorium first, pride later

a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face . Alt: Americas funnyman Jay Leno

Did you see that Greg Bovino got a new job helping bereaved parents communicate with their dead children? Yeah it says right here on the tag of his shirt he’s a Youth Medium.

greg bovino next to stalin, in an image from stalin era infamous for removing the person where bovino is standing

I don't want to stop with Bovino, or with Noem, or with Miller, or with Bondi, Vance, or Trump. I want this entire fake fucking issue of immigration to go away.

yeah and vice versa