I WILL be mad at my future husband for not meeting me early enough to help me deal with this
04.12.2025 14:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@roastedbeet.bsky.social
I WILL be mad at my future husband for not meeting me early enough to help me deal with this
04.12.2025 14:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh my GOD I wish I had had someone drive me to my IUD appointment I am so nauseous from pain lmao
04.12.2025 14:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Men who ghost me love showing back up im truly not the one who got away ever but the one youβre comfortable enough hitting back up cus Iβm probably gonna be nice about it π€¦ββοΈ
29.11.2025 00:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My hinge likes will be so unhinged and unserious and then Iβll get like one normal looking guy - cuteβ¦funny seemingβ¦ohβ¦
28.11.2025 09:45 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Me, a girl who hasnβt had a man be in love with me since 2021: im gonna make wuthering heights my new personality π
24.11.2025 22:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0SpongeBob big guy pants ok
24.11.2025 13:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0In bed with three girls looking up hot guy celebrity edits giggling I literally will never grow up im 13 years old for my entire life
22.11.2025 14:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I love crying watching survivor
20.11.2025 01:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Falcons just love to ruin my sundays
16.11.2025 20:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I FINALLY cancelled my planet fitness membership after not going for like a year cus Iβve been an orange theory head and there are sooo many hot guys here today maybe I spoke too soon!!!!
15.11.2025 17:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Im addicted to becoming friends with my coworkers. I love being friends with everyone I meet itβs my kryptonite.
14.11.2025 01:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I love coming to chapel hill cus what do you mean itβs Alβs burger complex now
13.11.2025 00:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They announced a NEW head coach and people are asking in the comments what happened to the old head coach π to no response yet!!!!
11.11.2025 21:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The falcons going to overtime trying to kill me this morning
09.11.2025 17:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0When I hear something I Never tell anyone except my 7 closest friends immediately
08.11.2025 19:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My dating life may be drier than the Sahara desert right now but I JUSTTT remembered Iβm a fine type shiftttt π€―π€
05.11.2025 22:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0People donβt fully understand the cultural impact labubus had on me this year
31.10.2025 21:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Maybe Iβll meet someone at this wedding and this will be there first impression of me
31.10.2025 21:26 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I need one man to tell me Iβm hot soon or Iβm going to go fully off the deep end shortly
30.10.2025 22:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Is there a way to avoid whatever is going to happen with retirement accounts and the AI bubble pop like can I take my money out now?? Checking in on my finances for the first time ever in my life today.
29.10.2025 00:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Cold weather enjoyers be like I love when itβs overcast everyday and it gets dark at 5pm yayyy
26.10.2025 15:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm so lucky my parents named me something so iconic because people are always like βoh Iβve heard So much about the Famous COZYβ and Iβm like yes bitch you did
25.10.2025 19:15 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Omg shes BACK on the schedule and on their socials but sheβs only coaching like three times a week WHAT HAPPPPPENED. ANDDD the PRIOR head coach is also randomly coaching a few classes next month??? Insane
24.10.2025 02:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Flapjacksβ¦ completely different over there
23.10.2025 02:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Wait whatβs tea
22.10.2025 21:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0So it was so not surprising to me to learn that switchyards started in ATL and spread here. There is something I donβt enjoy about it that I canβt put my finger on but now that Iβve seen it again Iβm like ohhhh that was what that was
21.10.2025 22:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Like in 2018 everything new in Atlanta started to have this twee vintage base card / varsity jacket look to it and MAYBE it was happening other places but I associate it so much with Atlanta and havenβt seen it en mass anywhere else
21.10.2025 22:25 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This is such niche content but switchyards is so incredibly gentrified Atlanta coded in a way that I cannot believe now exists in Durham lol
21.10.2025 22:22 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 3 π 1I fucking hate the bay area on god
20.10.2025 01:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Every time I run a 5k Iβm like oh group fitness is my favorite thing ever
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