Oh my god you want me to find "evidence" before putting someone in jail? Every time?? Do you have any idea how long that would take

Would have put me in the grave

Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need from the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.

This makes me wanna live on a planet with rings soooo bad

Every time I’m reminded of this I get very sad and embarrassed for my first words to you when this happened 😭

Devastating to log on and see this

“It’s like if the Lakers were playing Ligon” - @vlpace.bsky.social

"thug life" i whisper to myself as i sip my chamomile tea in bed wearing my hello kitty pajamas on a friday night.

I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country

I laughed so hard

I read this as a list of things you did today, not all part of the same lecture. Both rock.

they should shut down every social media site and force us all to get a life tbh

Oh fuuuuuuck yes

We're making all your websites shitty and evil. What are you gonna do, log off and spend time with your family

My door is always open if you want to stop by and fix my door

a bit I used to do was pretend to try to convince a gal I was seeing that we'd gone to a showing of Gaslight (1944) on one of our early dates and she'd forgotten. on reruns of the joke I would also insist I'd never done this bit before. went over like the ol' lead balloon I don't mind telling you

Wolf Blitzer in front of a faux wood entertainment center with a 32 inch sharp HDTV a DVD changer and a VHS player

Wolf Blitzer celebrating a Bills win in a room that hasn't been updated since the towers fell

Didn’t realize dril was here. We really are living the 2012 twitter dream over here. Thank god

all millenieals, gen x, and boomers are "From Reddit ". I have a funny image which proves this

are you ok? no, i don’t have a bookcase with a decoy book that when you pull on it a hidden door opens that reveals a spiral staircase leading down to a secret room with a coffee bar and an unlimited supply of snacks.

I’ve been drinking coffee since I was 8. We didn’t have a coffee maker. Everyone else drank tea. I drank instant coffee & loved it. Drank it non-stop.

Years later, my mom had half a cup, got wired & was like “you’ve been doing this every day?!?”

Coffee was only for special occasions after that.

You know who believes in climate change...house insurance companies

The scientific method served humanity well for hundreds of years but it was rendered obsolete in 2013 with the discovery of Vibes

Companies need more Asian mom will smack the CEO with her sandal energy

Amazing things are happening @vlpace.bsky.social