Tommy tongue the third

Everything that everyone has ever said is true, but the actual things referred to in the world are false.

She's got wart foot, a bum lung, her ears are being sucked into her head, and she's on the loose

Put bi people and pan people in an mri and see if their brains are different

I am the perfect master of my body

Noice

Dog whistles have hidden meanings for dogs

Garfield drawn in the style of the first couple years before the current Garfield look had been set. Strip dated 5-29 Garfield under a blanket in his box, shiutting off an alarm clock. Garfield: Oh goody, it's Monday morhing. He smiles smugly at us. I love Monday mornings. You know why? Sitting up, casting off the blanket, pointing at himself with his thumbs, eyes closed, very satisfied: Because *I* don't have to go to work!

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What the frick is a 'slut?'

What the hell is a 'whore?'

Keys? Irl asterixes? I like them anyway!

This is my hobby

Scrotal Gromit

Thinking about lichens

If you avert your face from violence, who then shall punish wrongdoing? (The Eloquent Peasant) (ALL)

That's not something a Kiki would say

Yea based on you having zero monies

been eating this for lunch all week and it's fantastic. sorta like malai kofta

Its a honkey donkey day

What this guy said

My theory is that it was an extra salt shaker because they really liked salt.

The 21st century is the century that began right on the dot.

No the 21st century began with y2k or 911

I think this is probably correct

Wait, he has an ass tail, a dinky little braid, and balls.

May you eat one hundred thousand things

God bless you. Do not get an allergy.

Thinkin about atheism

FIGURE 2. Petroglyphs, PMA/MR/2656, on a slab of Zagaje Formation sandstone from Kontrewers, Poland.

Just a reminder, that possibly the oldest piece of palaeoart dates to the Neolithic. The petroglyphs of horned characters with trumpets, recorded on the same rock as a ornithischian footprints (Zagaje Formation) in Poland, might be an early reconstruction of the Jurassic tracemaker.

If a company lists a job that they know they don't intend to fill they should be getting fined more than the supposed salary of the job.