dragonetti

watching racist gamer youtubers on my brand new Apple Vision Pro. it's so immersive I can almost smell them

I like my coffee like I like my women: pale, cold, full of sugar

is it appropriate to wish the hiring manager a happy valentine's day during the interview?

I have several gauntlet-like interviews coming up next week. why does every job require the 12 labors of hercules now

"it helps me do XYZ faster" ok great. everyone else getting pressured by their managers has to generate slide decks that get generated into bullet point emails and it's all a waste of time

the big miss on AI discourse on here is that most of us aren't fucking developers. I know devs aren't very good at thinking like anything but devs, but that's the disconnect on its utility. that's why it might be useful for you but everyone else interacts with it as a slop machine

when I said my favorite treat was chocolate chip cookies, I was lying. my favorite treat is a bit idiosyncratic and requires your participation...

everyone knows someone who has been laid off if they haven't been laid off themselves! the white collar market is dogshit!

the chart guys are really having a day today but I don't see why they're being such scolds about this jobs data when the only job growth is in $19/hr home aids that sponge bath the elderly

I leave the drawstrings hanging outside the sweatpants while I walk to make you look

tea AND wig? not in this economy

rorschach's job numbers

no baby I was jacking off because I was thinking about how much I love you

you ever blow your nose so good that you can hear out of your right ear again?

it's like developing a callous

my defensive techniques are useless against blowjob-jitsu

if I do, I do. if I don't, I don't. simple as

The Whore by Marcia Barbieri

one of my favorite feelings. no joke

started reading a book that I wish I wrote

they're calling it The Crime Economy

I think at this point if you don't get sucked into online gambling, you're already pretty ahead of most people. like not getting actively scammed puts you ahead of a good chunk of the population

please upload your photo ID and social security number to my vibe coded app

was thinking about this earlier. I think the information age promised total certainty and the victory over the mystery of life and people are crashing out because the world is still dangerous and they will still ultimately die. to actually care about the world requires vulnerability

I'll think of you while I'm planking until failure to keep my blood flow up

Baby, It's Cold Inside Too

shower hard seltzer? don't mind if I do

in this economy, the only jobs are blow and hand. foot if you're lucky

if everyone has the same idea as me to trek out for ramen tonight, I'll fucking ki-

my anhedonic valentine