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Lady Gaga knew what the gays needed to soothe our souls.

The kids are about over the flu. So naturally, this means the adults in the house are going down like dominos. We are about to be out numbered by two kids with a week's worth of pint up energy.

Everybody check on your group chats. It’s rough out here.

PRO: New legal obligation to hate kids CON: Would reduce supply of cheap infant laborers

Pros And Cons Of Ending Birthright Citizenship
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Yeah, pretty much 😅 #booksky #authorsky #writersky

It's backward in the pic, but the "we were infinite" quote!

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KNOW YOUR RIGHTS.

With mass deportations starting today across the country, it is vitally important - for both citizens and non-citizens - to know your rights.

You have the right to remain silent. Assert it. You have the right to a lawyer. Ask for one.

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I have a tattoo for this book. Such a good one 🖤

Trump’s ‘only men or women’ EO makes me feel like a gender swashbuckler. The non-binary trans masc equivalent of the Dread Pirate Roberts. 🏴‍☠️

Every single person named Mario has the option to do the funniest thing possible.

Miscommunication trope can get fucked.

“So you just won the Lott-.”

Me: “Books.”

“But you’re a millionaire now and-“

Me: “I want BOOKS.”

#author #darkromance #morallygrey #bookshelf #darkromantasy #romance #romanceauthor #writer #DarkRomanceBooks #spicybooks #darkromancebooks #booksky

A meme showing SpongeBob standing proudly in a spotless, shiny room. The text above says "Me thinking that I’ve fixed my life just because I cleaned my room." 😄

#Funny #Memes #Meme

we should start calling polycules fruit salads

I am simply not cut out for the sheer number of plagues and cruds kids bring home from school. I'm drowning in snot. I can't stop coughing. Kids are understandably cranky and not sleeping. We have infected all of our loved ones. Merry crisis.

Merry Christmas Eve to everyone except men who did not get anything to put in their partner's stocking after said partner has made all of the Christmas magic happen. Dishonor on you and your cow.

Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan -The Onion

Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan
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"We really need to make a pet name spread sheet." - @radiantjade.bsky.social

Don't threaten me with a good time.

Tis the season

Libraries are so cute. Please get the Libby and Hoopla app on your phone and the Kanopy app for your TV. It makes the libraries so happy and you can access books, movies, magazines, audiobooks, tv shows, and joy. YOU GET FREE JOY

[trying to discern which of my friends is a class traitor]

so that CEO murder, huh?
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