♓️🥳🔮 GrapeRipple: Von

This is what I was doordashing in yesterday 😒🤬😡

If you ever serve me pickled meat I swear I am going to jail right after beating you senseless

I wish that Black people would stop using AI

Too cute 💕💗💕😘

I had Pizza Hut last night and I tell you it hit the spot.

The spirit of death be going for everybody, but the people we want

Andre 3000 and Diane Keaton standing beside each other.

Got doja new album 🌹

Who want to have a Tubi movie night with me 😩🤣😂

I saw future at ACL on this day 2015 🌟💫 that is when I was a fan

I’ve never seen that movie 13th reason but I get the premise. I have the government trying to fire me from my day job but they already let me go from my night job. Then I got car troubles.

The first person I want to see when I get to heaven is Job. We need to talk.

Now, I can’t go back to sleep

When I was a depressed teenager, I would sleep after school until the next day.

I think I’m sleeping off this depression again.

My Dad was in the military and not one day of his military career did he wear tennis shoes. These are not military people. They are white supremacist and KKK members.

Rent-A-Car or Uber to work

You know what! The older I get the more I realize why people choose crack. Because you could be doing so good getting yourself out of that.

Then it’s the fucking car.

Imagine you let motherfucka come to your crib and he talk about how old it is. You in walking distance to the festival!
Get a hotel, the TF?!?!?!?

bitch you ain’t got to be here. I don’t need to live in $1 million goddamn house hoe

I let my friend homeboy. Use my apartment over the weekend for ACL. Remind me never to do that ever again. Mf talking crazy

I hate when Black people call each other broke. It’s different levels to poverty.

Calling me broke when I have real emeralds and diamonds in my ears 🥴.

Yeah ok little boy.

No if I would’ve said your Mama dead and your first born dead. They would have said Von is evil .

All my siblings are insane. Each time they get a new phone they get a new telephone number instead of just porting the old number that they have.

Felt

Damn Eagles

I decided to go test drive my dream car. I can’t do the Lamborghini Urus, but we can go do that Audi Q8 tomorrow

My glasses fell off my face while I was driving like 70 mph on Mopac and I thought we was all gonna die

Every single time affirm tells me thank you for your payment. I’m like fuck you hoe.

Just coming from the ATM and yes, I know better but I’m I got weapons on me. White chick standing at the door staring like girl you can get this ass whooping right now if you want it I swear I ain’t gonna be off your ass until you start bleeding

Exactly how fast live off stored fat before I eat that shit

Don’t worry at my wedding we will have an introvert section.

The only thing about DoorDash is people say you stole their food. I call at midnight three hours after I stop dashing.

Why the fuck would I steal some McDonald’s? Why? What

Don’t nobody want that disgusting ass shit