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Hakeem Jeffries to Publicly Apologize to Unpressed Khaki Trousers for Slandering Statement, As Part of Settlement Agreement.

“Hakeem Jeffries Makes Impassioned Plea To Missing Spine”

“Hakeem Jeffries Travels Back In Time To Deliver ‘Very Stern Letter’ To Hitler”

“War of Words Hakeem Jeffries Threatens To Carebear Stare Trump Out Of Office”

I’m mad bc there are so many ways to roast Hakeem Jeffries

i l CBS Bari Weiss to moderate CBS News town hall with Charlie Kirk's widow Erika Kirk Exclusive: event, scheduled to air on 13 December, will focus on 'grief, faith, politics, and more', according to internal files

Begging the “missing the joke” ppl to just NOT

This isn’t…it’s not…no.

ONE WELL DONE KETCHUP STEAK. CAMMAAAAAN.

We really need term limits for SCOTUS
i can’t believe we’re going to be dealing with these guys for the rest of my life

*screams*

Me and @xpac.bsky.social approve

He looks like he don’t even let the cha cha slide 😂😂

*DX chop*

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A reminder for Chicagoans with holiday shopping left to do:

Fuck Amazon, Fuck Target, fuck fake deals on mass-produced bullshit. The One Of A Kind Show opens tomorrow and runs through the weekend at Merchandise Mart! Go buy from artisans!

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What kinda day are having when you’re rapping Biggie’s “Warning” under your breath

I have seen the very DC brained take that the Nuzzi/Lizza scandal is not newsworthy. I very much disagree. It really highlights so much of what is wrong in our media.

No state is benevolent, babies! They're all THE state!

Smh mine has been funky off and on all morning

I get it. Still very very frustrating

So, so easy

It’s not “discord” when the head of the military puts a fucking target on your back bc, Black

Again, the framing of this story is wild when Hegseth has been pushing out Black service people with laser like focus

HEY FRIENDS WHO TAKE WELLBUTRIN - THERE IS A RECALL

Check your scrips!!!

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Yep. Same reason my kid attends the same high school I attended.

"At least $5.9 trillion will be inherited by billionaire children over the next 15 years, the bank calculates."

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