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deaf queer midwestern elder millenial. she/her. i expect you to know how to behave at your big age.

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“What It Sounds Like” is the superior Huntrix song.

NO shade to “Golden“ or “How It’s Done”…

but I’m right.

#kpdh #kpopdemonhunters

31.10.2025 02:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

But if I am having a lazy morning and the weighted blanket is just TOO cozy… the laptop does on the pillow I am not using and my work still gets done.

30.10.2025 21:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
a picture of a black and white tuxedo cat being cradled to a chest of a man wearing a sweater. The cat has very long white whiskers and she is looking directly at the camera. Her left eye is blind and is a silvery-grey color

a picture of a black and white tuxedo cat being cradled to a chest of a man wearing a sweater. The cat has very long white whiskers and she is looking directly at the camera. Her left eye is blind and is a silvery-grey color

spent four (4) whole-ass hours at the vet with this booger-brain tonight

(she ain’t dying, she just scratched herself bald in patches and we had to deal with the itch)

30.10.2025 05:34 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

just wondering if the East Wing of the White House was confirmed empty before it was demolished because, uhh, seems like a very convenient way to dispose of a lot of evidence and secrets…

27.10.2025 20:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Today I remembered I own an Oculus Quest 2 😅

what do ppl even do with VR? I have a few games and a meditation app but idk what else to try tbh
#metaquest2

26.10.2025 00:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

btw this is on the heels of me leaving ~6 months ago, my friend ‘leaving’ (working maybe one day a week when he felt like it but otherwise being a stay at home dad) around the same time, and then the week before the firings happened the other two staff in my room put in notice or quit without.

17.10.2025 23:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

One of them was the woman who was my mentor when I stared, taught me everything about the job because I was fully new to the field. I am shocked that she of all the ppl in that building would be the one doing that.

17.10.2025 23:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was there ten years, only 2 employees aside from the boss had been there longer, most of the rest of staff sitting at 1-3 years when I left.

Both of those two got suddenly fired. And this job only fires for actual serious misconduct. 😳

17.10.2025 23:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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did y’all know there’s a doggie bar at the mpls farmers market??

17.10.2025 04:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

WELL. I heard some gossip about my last job and daaaaamn that place is imploding. so glad it’s not my problem.

$5 says my old boss tries to feel me out about coming back part time

17.10.2025 04:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

took a sick day with my boss's enthusiastic permission but still feel so anxious about it, even though i was watching my inbox for anything pressing and responded to a few messages throughout the day

kinda hate my old boss for making me so nervous about everything when i know i am very competent

16.10.2025 21:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

lest this thread end up too braggy, I should note there are downsides

its harder to feel like I have clocked out for the day when my work pc is also where I browse tumblr and write my silly little fanfics. I will open my work email out of muscle memory and start a reply before I realize it’s 9:30pm

03.10.2025 21:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I honestly can’t imagine what it would be like for a person who was born fully deaf. Would they be able to have tinnitus, or identify that they have it? would it be maddening to them too, or would be an interesting experience like “oh, so this is what hearing sound is like”?

03.10.2025 21:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’ve worn hearing aids all my life been able to get by, like I worked retail jobs with minimal difficulty because I can lipread very well.

but the tinnitus is loud enough that it drowns out so much. I can’t hear a lot of what I used to be able to hear.

03.10.2025 21:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

To my knowledge it’s fairly rare that deaf = total absence of sound, but there is a wide range of profound hearing loss where the remaining hearing is not enough to be useful, therefore deaf.

I actually considered myself “hearing-impaired” versus “deaf“ until I developed chronic tinnitus.

03.10.2025 21:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

the ringing sound was and continues to be louder than the sounds I can actually hear in the environment around me, with or without a hearing aid. I wont hear a phone ringing unless it is in my hand or closer. there's really nothing else it could be except tinnitus

02.10.2025 22:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

an interesting effect of being deaf but also having tinnitus is that everywhere and nowhere is quiet for me. simultaneously.

01.10.2025 23:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

my commute involves rolling out of bed and walking to the living room, with a detour to the bathroom as needed

01.10.2025 21:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

sometime I just pause and remember the fact that I work from home and damn do I feel blessed.

01.10.2025 00:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
a black rectangle over an illustrated landscape. White text inside reads “life sure is hard but at least I’m not dumb enough to think that it’s hard because of immigrants”

a black rectangle over an illustrated landscape. White text inside reads “life sure is hard but at least I’m not dumb enough to think that it’s hard because of immigrants”

28.09.2025 16:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

cat owner things: leaving a piece of trash on the floor for ages because it is now the favorite toy.

shoutout to the balled up piece of discarded masking tape that has lived on the bathroom rug for a month because the cat plays with it every single time she follows me in.

14.09.2025 18:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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whisker game is insane

06.09.2025 16:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A tattooed hand holding a tiny baby turtle, likely a snapping turtle. The baby turtle is the size of a dollar coin

A tattooed hand holding a tiny baby turtle, likely a snapping turtle. The baby turtle is the size of a dollar coin

a baby in a stroller wearing a green hat with Yoda ears. The baby is half covered by a soft blanket and is chewing on a corner of it.

a baby in a stroller wearing a green hat with Yoda ears. The baby is half covered by a soft blanket and is chewing on a corner of it.

today’s walk included turtle and baby

also I found a $20 bill on the ground

05.09.2025 19:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The sweet cream and flavor drizzle are actually nice and light, not too sweet and heavy, so this was a surprisingly airy treat compared to heavier state fair staples. Does make it a little messy to eat. The fork is not gonna do you any good, you’re gonna have to pick it up/tear it with your fingers

29.08.2025 00:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A+ honestly. The croissant itself was a good croissant to start, fresh and tasty. then waffle-izing it made it nice and warm but did not compress the flaky layers too much. I wondered if the waffle iron would make it crispy but it did not, it’s a soft warm croissant.

29.08.2025 00:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

A very real threat btw.

While I was waiting in line I was watching a family with small kids try to enjoy a cone of cotton candy. Three bees got stuck in the cotton candy and had to be scooped out with a fork. The dad was holding it at arms length away from him the whole time 😂

29.08.2025 00:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Went to the Minnesota State Fair again, happy to report that the croffle cloud is delicious. perfect size for one person with a not-big stomach but also comes split in two to share. No pics because as soon as I got it I had to flee Spinning Wylde before a bee decided to kamikaze into my cotton candy

29.08.2025 00:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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today’s walk included birb and baby

23.08.2025 03:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A picture of a small cloud of cotton candy sitting on top of a waffle-sized croissant. Below the image is the text “ Croftle Cloud
Croissant pressed in a waffle iron and topped with fresh whipped sweet cream, a drizzle of fruit puree and a cloud of cotton candy. Choice of three flavors: Banana Caramel - caramel drizzle with banana taffy cotton candy;
Yuzu Meringue - yuzu puree with lemon meringue cotton candy; or Coconut Cream - coconut drizzle with coconut cotton candy. (Vegetarian)”

A picture of a small cloud of cotton candy sitting on top of a waffle-sized croissant. Below the image is the text “ Croftle Cloud Croissant pressed in a waffle iron and topped with fresh whipped sweet cream, a drizzle of fruit puree and a cloud of cotton candy. Choice of three flavors: Banana Caramel - caramel drizzle with banana taffy cotton candy; Yuzu Meringue - yuzu puree with lemon meringue cotton candy; or Coconut Cream - coconut drizzle with coconut cotton candy. (Vegetarian)”

The croffle cloud releasing at the 2025 Minnesota State Fair is a personal attack.

Cramming 2 of my most favorite foods together, with options for a banana flavor AND a coconut flavor? They are targeting me specifically!

16.08.2025 15:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

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