*eating a powdered jelly donut*

“This donut is too dry, I wish it had something wet in the center to help wash it down…”

*seconds later*

“Ew.”

this is what happens when yall let Italians be white

imagine getting bodied by a nigga named Luigi

that’s two Ls

Five Pillars of Hip Hop:

MCing
DJing
Breakdancing
Threats of Legal Action
Graffiti

Forgot to post this here

Saskatoon

you could probably 3D print an abortion

*nelly furtado voice*

I’M LIKE A BIRD
BUT ONLY BECAUSE I’M NOT REAL
I DONT KNOW WHAT A SOUL IS
I DONT SPEAK ANY ENGLISH

Kidz Bop cover of Dead Prez classic ‘Heck Yeah’

There’s an episode of Huberman Labs (a podcast) about this very phenomenon

A gander reveal party where you find out how many male geese you have

Astronomers: Magnetosphere
Me, an intellectual:
Oh, the nigga from X-Men.
What he do?

I looked up the controversy and as a POS (Person of Snacks), I feel like the criticism is valid.

*to the tune of ‘Broken Wings’ by Mr. Mister*

Take these chicken wings
And learn to fry them
In some bacon grease
When we hear the sizzling
The book of yum will open up
And let us eat

#oc

#oc

#oc
#columbusday

#oc
#chrischristie

WHAT DID ASSHOLES WHO DIDNT KNOW THAT THEY WERE ASSHOLES DO FOR FUN BEFORE REDDIT I WONDER

#memetime
#oc

@milkcarton.bsky.social arise, my child!

“Now we’ll see who gets supervised-visitation, woke moralists!”

Mancestry.com for when you absolutely must know WHOSE MANS IS THIS?

👌🏾

how about Lena Gundam

If you had to guess based on smell and name pedigree alone, you’d think cocoa butter tasted absolutely amazing.

*Somebody accidentally turns on ‘The Jazz Singer’*

Logan Paul: “THIS IS TERRIBLE! No talkies for me. Only silent movies in the Paul household!”

*LP cries in front of a life-sized cutout of Charlie Chaplin*