So the owners came back shortly after I posted - whew! I didn’t mind the noise - the fact that there was a dog so close that I could hear but couldn’t pet was what was killing me
There’s a dog crying in the hotel room next to mine and I think this is what hell is like
There’s a dog crying in the hotel room next to mine and I think this is what hell is like
They won't start with banning birth control. First they'll lie about it. Then dictate who can prescribe it, use it, fund it, in what forms, and for how long. Suddenly, your doctor won't call you back. I know this is what they'll do because it's what they're doing to transgender healthcare right now.
Gallego: "They're going and racially profiling people and rounding up Americans until they can prove their citizenship. That money came from kicking millions and millions of Americans off Medicaid. It was the same bill. They cut Medicaid to expand ICE."
Look at that sweet and happy face! ❤️
The only things keeping me going are audacity and spite
The only things keeping me going are audacity and spite
Survivors of the late child sex abuser Jeffrey Epstein released a video ad on Super Bowl Sunday, naming Pam Bondi specifically and saying simply, "We deserve the truth." #superbowl #epstein
DOJ investigating whether Denmark lied on its Greenland mortgage.
The collective noun for gatherings of 2 or more people is a nope.
Pritzker: The Insurrection Act is designed for circumstances where your rights can’t be protected by local authorities
This is exactly the opposite.
Your civil rights are being infringed upon by CBP and ICE, and then they want to call in troops claiming that they’re protecting CBP and ICE.
NOBODY has the confidence of the guy at the urinal with both hands on his hips
Dropkick Murphys are releasing a new song called "Citizen I.C.E."
The lyrics go: "Too scared to join the military/ Too dumb to be a cop."
consequence.net/2026/01/drop...
Scott Adams will be remembered for his famous comic Dilbert by some, but most will remember him for this:
AOC: I want everybody to understand that the cuts to your health care are what’s paying for this. You get screwed over to pay a bunch of thugs in the street that are shooting mothers in the face.
semi-regular reminder that ICE was only created in 2003
when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
they abolished the department of education, we do not need a trojan horse to abolish ice we can just do it
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I hope this email finds you before I do.
“wanna feel old?” sure brother, i would love to just feel something, anything
the community theater’s production of ben-hur is gonna be 🔥
So, correct me if I’m wrong, but all you have to do to abduct a woman now is dress in camo, cover your face and have a gun and we have to submit or risk death? How are we supposed to know if you’re ICE or not?
“Ah good, you’re awake. Please don’t bother trying to move. Now, I just have a couple of questions for you. If you answer truthfully, this can all be over quickly, but if I think you’re lying, I will introduce you to my friend Klaus over there, and trust me, you don’t want that.”
In America you drop your kid off at school, get your brains blown out on the ride home, then the Vice President drops everything for a week to call you a terrorist, to slander your family, to protect the circumstances that led to your death so they can do it again. It is government by Alex Jones.
Just rip that tag off the mattress.
Drop your pop rocks in a can of coke.
Let your face get stuck that way.
Does it even matter anymore?
but at least there's nothing terrifying about Mr. Beast's wide, warm smile and absolutely dead eyes
Political cartoonists are not fuckin’ around this week. (thread)
1. Pat Bagley
