Xavier

new year's resolution to get into knife play

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Oh but what kind be more specific pls

zoomers cancel austin powers when

Hey y’all how’s everybody doing

Please excuse my abscess

dick shaped fishing lures

sorry y'all this is it for me. my ass is getting caught tonight

*bows deeply and head falls off*

And bf is a 11 years younger than me so do I have an age gap thing ?

I also dated another woman when I was 18 who was 30 hmmmmm

One time when I was 22 I had a bizarre protracted relationship with a 47 year old woman bc she looked like Rachel griffiths

I truly so look forward to ur posts

I’m proud of all the time I’ve spent exposing myself for being a dumb dickhead on the internet

Nvm wrong train

Here comes the train I’m so silly!

This may be darksided but I just chugged a nip of ketel one at the train station bc I just wanted a little buzz I can stop anytime I feel like it

I’ll never be a teen model now that I’m nearly 36

Brassica themed distress is so on brand for you

I think the two are compatible!

Getting diddled at the panopticon 😈

In a way, turning your whole body into powder is sort of a trick!

Most ppl don’t know this about me but I’m dating Pete Davidson

Trying to come to terms w my irrelevance

Cremated ppl b like “catch me urnside”

*pulls a sealed envelope out of a tophat* and for my next trick, you have been served

Hire me as an agent of chaos for your next event !

You know you're drinking cold brew when your coffee is not hot and tastes a little like canned books

signing a release form through the glory hole

At the business conference :)