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(elon unveiling his new martian flag design) well as you uh can, you know, see. there's red which of course uh is the mars color. duh ha ha. and then here a white circle, and this is um representing the bright future for the ahh, human race. and then uh you have so, this is a hindu symbol,

Same but it's because I never gave the app location permissions

there’s a dude on tiktok who has already ate through the entire taco bell and arbys menus in as few bites as he can and he’s on a generational run with the mcdonald’s menu right now

Oh man, which items took multiple bites? Double QPC? 20-piece McNugget? Big breakfast with hotcakes?

Phenomenal tifo by the @greenmountainbhoys.bsky.social and the @vermontgreenfc.bsky.social faithful for the USL League Two Final at Virtue Field.

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Twins ig page looks like their team plane crashed.

Screenshot of National Ball Hockey League studio on ESPN2

Yo there is ball hockey on the Deuce right now

I cannot count the number of times I've nearly bought the butter warmer

Haha holy shit

crazy how hulk hogan just did that right before the release of the epstein files

Yeah those things are fucking tough to kill

This is definitely from a movie I rented on VHS for 99¢ from a pharmacy in 1993

look, it’s just a fired prosecutor and an inexplicable tape gap. since when has that ever indicated anything

very interesting thing just happened: EWR had a complete ground stop due to “thunderstorms” despite no storms in a 200 mile radius. The only flight to leave from EWR in that window? Air Force One.

sure looks like Donald Trump just shut down EWR for 4 hours so he could watch a soccer game!

I've only gone once since they started it and I'm still comfortable saying it's the greatest thing they've ever done

You Had One Job Hall of Fame

Charlie and Frank got distracted boiling denim under a bridge and missed their appointments

The Gang Gets Very Off-Putting Cosmetic Surgeries

This'll be news when they rent another condo just for Gianni's cats

Shit, this would barely have CONCACAF breaking a sweat

FIFA opens office at Trump Tower, New York - Inside World Football July 8 – FIFA has opened an office at Trump Tower in New York City, deepening its already close ties with the much-criticised US administration.  US President Donald Trump and FIFA supremo Gianni Infa...

People: World Cup can't happen now FIFA will pull out

football fans: FIFA will just do corruption

People: who even understands how to be corrupt well enough to navigate this situation?

FIFA:

www.insideworldfootball.com/2025/07/08/f...

I believe the Americans will greet Nintendo as liberators

REMEMBER: All the "Don't use em-dashes" "don't use rule of three" advice because it makes your writing "look like AI" is because they stole actual writers work, and their "predict the next thing" stuff just simulates what WE FUCKING DO. Keep writing well. Use every style and trick you have. Fuck AI.

The spacecrafts have seemingly come to a halt over the White House and the Empire State Building, but there have been no other actions or attempts to communicate with or from the alien ships.

I mean I'm not doing as well as you, I'm not watching The Nice Guys

It's between that and "Dynamite!" depending on when you ask me, both are unimpeachable

I played the shit out of this on a cabinet at a rec center where I was living at the time. 97 or 98ish?

This is like 2012 Steven Lenhart levels of super-sub shenanigans