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White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross

White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross

Came to post this, thanks for knocking that out already

I don’t think you can predict this ending.

Though it would have been really funny if he'd come out swinging for Lillard instead

This lady was the Steve Jobs of the Online Death Threat Industry for like 10 years. Not to be a dick, but fucking spare me.

We're just doing like voluntary dialysis now huh

You might be thinking, "damn, she has a giant-ass head," but I implore you to go find a picture of her with Lizza

no one has ever gotten the spirit of our country as right as paul verhoeven making robocop

I cannot imagine a more horrific information environment than "has dinner with Ginny Thomas every night"

There's a bunch but they're all like "[Publication] lays off half of newsroom"

Here’s the fun thing about getting an easy draw:

No you didn’t. Group stages get weird.

the fifa peace prize trophy with zombie-like hands holding up a crumbling earth

in the movies this is the screensaver on the computers at the world’s most evil company

Hakeem Jeffries Calls For Execution Of Central Park Five

Hakeem Jeffries Calls For Execution Of Central Park Five

this is extraordinary. too many people in my profession have circled the wagons around someone who lacks the moral sense of a child

Thrilled to announce the addition of Haley Carter as our new President of Soccer Operations! 🤗

Welcome to D.C., Haley! 💪 #RiseUp

That's the problem with the Premier League, really no parking lots or trucks for them to be properly afraid of

Or just getting out of bed sometimes

HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right

Screams "Killer Klowns from Outer Space" to me for some reason

Winona Ryder is older than Rue McClanahan was when Golden Girls first aired

But enough about Karoline, what are your thoughts on the food?

I thought "how bad could it be?" and well...

How's this guy have immaculate penmanship with his feet and wearing a huge fake head

top notch mascottin'

Not even cardinal among the myriad sins here, but did she carve that dry-ass turkey with her teeth

Drove to Philly for that In Flames tour bc they didn't stop in DC. Ludicrous show.

This is the funniest opening line from someone witnessing a shooting that I've seen in forever. A perfect interview all around, honestly

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The Washington Post headline reads: "Try a ‘fart walk’ to ease the pressure after that big Thanksgiving meal Whatever you do, resist the urge to lie down. November 24, 2025" Accompanying the article if a black ad white photo of someone walking on what appears to be a cold fall day. The camera is capturing their back as they're walking in a park with leaves on the ground. They are wearing a black coat and black leggings. The Washington Post has added radiating yellow lines from their butt to suggest they're farting. The photo credit says the image is from iStock.

Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day