Dylan Cook

Is Kenny Albert unable to breathe through his nose?

Shane Gillis

Go Rocks

My dad and I were just talking about this. Is there somewhere I can look up team record by uniform?

The Gospel according to PCBR

Oh she’s cracking under the pressure biiiiig time. A long pause followed by “this is ridiculous?” She’s up shit creek

“Try to bring the country together…” yo dickhead YOU should try that some time

He also for sure thought he was so cool for saying “pop off”

Seems like that might be worth a lot 🤔

I don’t know if I’ve ever heard it said better than this

a man is making a funny face and saying `` oh my god '' in front of a crowd . Alt: a man is making a funny face and saying `` oh my god I get it '' in front of a crowd .

Watching curling after learning the rules and scoring system

Of course MAHA gets Mike Tyson for that commercial because rape isn’t a dealbreaker for them

How can anyone listen to this man speak and say “yeah this is who I’m going to trust on health”

+ has doo doo ass + spells his name wrong

So *that’s* why I hate the 49ers

Holy jumpscare

Cackling at the cast of Friends all in a row

Waking up to the Sixers box score from last night was baffling. If only they had a bona fide shooter who could come off the bench. I wonder how they could get one of those?

RIP now loading

Incredible stuff happening at Spencer’s Gifts

The best part of sports after dark while being a responsible adult is the exhilaration of checking your phone first thing in the morning for the score + any shenanigans that may have happened

I simply cannot believe that teams are still *choosing* to trade for James Harden in the year of our lord 2026

Oh he’s gone on draft day

Nah that’s dumb. More dinosaurs instead

We all knew Kid Rock would be the headliner but who are these other people? I thought it would’ve just been Riley Gaines with a kazoo

Today reminds me that the world is still waiting on the finale of the Bill Murray vs gopher trilogy

Not enough people are talking about how Musk was begging Epstein to invite him to the island but Epstein wanted nothing to do with him

Yes I know that everyone is talking about it. That’s still not enough

I was going to name my band Purchasing a Plane but now I may need to reconsider

True but I would hate to throw in a high draft pick just to get someone to shoulder that terrible contract à la Gostisbehere (but the difference is that giving up on Ghost was a huge mistake)

It’s getting to the point where the cap penalty from a buyout might be worth it

it's the weekend baby

NFL Sundays start at 8 am in Hawaii. What a life that would be