mickey 🤹

what if i had a normal phone again and thus could take selfies at work

Posessed doll? No, no; sorry. Posessive doll. Mine. Mine mine mine mine

pug swimming while being pursued by a pool net

apparently my sister's elderly mostly blind and deaf pug decided she was going to take a swim in the pool yesterday, because my sister sent the group chat a security cam video of herself using the pool net to scoop her out

me being cute with orange hair and orange glasses

crusty from work but !!!! peep the new glasses :P

Vampire crab, box crabs, crab ass, hermit crab. Crab is bugs.

Been pretty crabby 🦀

#sketchbook #doodles

been too tired to post

hiiiiii

Can't stand Keira Knightley. At this point I dont think I could even stand Keira Kmonthley

Caillou's dad: (texting) caillou is freaking the fuck out

a greasy orange haired smiling imp

hi :)

the plight of the lowly barista

time to go to bed (7pm) so i can be up at 330 to shower, do my makeup, and commute to my 6am shift :,,,o)

ugh ive been working so much ive had 0 blorbo time, its terrible

omg CUTE

a comic about october 6th

bites it

bro sounded like christopher moltisanti but looked like freeze-dried tony hawk

extremely italian american catcaller earlier hit me with a "hell-OOO bea-UUUUUty!"

@EVERYONE!!! KEN'S HERE

pov you’re in the smoke pit at the circus and one of the clowns is trying to get you to step a little bit to the right. yeah to the right. just a liiiiittle bit more. perfect. no sweetheart don’t even worry about that giant X on the ground it’s definitely fine

rolling my cart down to the local Slab and Sloppe

I'M GOING TO THROW UYP

you must!!!!

closeup of a pile of kittens, with baby gator's snout/tongue sticking out

a week or two older... very small, but eyes and ears are open, and she can wave hello

all grown up, a year later!

HAPPY 1ST BDAY GATOR <3

i love making a living wage even if i have to be up so, so early

legs <3

screenshot of text "[cropped out sentence] Thanks so much! Mickey [lastname] Lead Barista They/Them"

so tired of letting people misgender me at work lol lets see if the orange comic sans email signature gets the message across

asparagus chia from neopets. hes being captured in a large net while riding a potato-themed roller coaster

my labbie zapped Asparagus :)