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@vipersalt.bsky.social the y kille m e in roblous please kill vipersalt with hammers and rocks now please thank you

Eternal Wario Hockey sounds like a wizard spell up there with Testicular Torsion

i think vehicular manslaughter should be legal for Me and Me Alone.

Like. I get to run over as many people as I want, but I'm fair game as well if anyone wants to run me over. I want to turn these streets into bumper cars.

i think every family should be provided a 8 foot tall water wheel with water flow provided built into the side of their house.

because they look cool

sometimes i wanna grab the weather app and shake it like yeah yeah 22 degrees What do you mean "Feels Like" You are A Computer. A Machine. You shall not tell me how to feel, Vermin. and then i blow it up with my big laser eyes and i win the super bowl

Vivi casts Fire¹⁰⁰

if ed became a cop would it be fed edd and eddy

I forgot about this thing. I now remember it. Portal to Wisconsin

hey unrelated question can you help me find the guy who threw a molotov cocktail at my skull while i was taking my biweekly trip to mercy hospital yeah thanks

happy international free ham sandwich day

juno, who is mad, having known he's been had, about to shoot at the sun with a gun

aw god damn it i've been had

where the fuck is the sun i've gotta teach that fucker a lesson

the cover art for Plants VS. Zombies for the xbox 360

wow guys i can't believe plants vs. zombies (xbox 360) won game of the year

WOE, SIDEWAYS GUY FIERI UPON YE

do you think in the cars universe, a regular human getting into a car and driving them would be the equivalent of Cars Ratatouille

well that explains the meteorites

yo guys i just woke up from a nap why's twitter look weird