Andy

If only NYT had the spine to have done something about it when they knew about it back in 15-16 range. GFY.

I don’t think anyone can convince me at this point that corporate owned, establishment Dems aren’t repeatedly fumbling the ball on purpose anymore. They actively want to take the L. They’re more worried about that corporate cash flow getting shut off than they will ever be about helping people.

Rare W for the Catholic Church and landing on the right side of history this time. I’m sure they’re due for some new sex scandal though.

Too late, he died in 22. Was not held accountable.

Yet again…

Dems want the L here. It allows them to keep telling people that they can’t do anything because they’re not in control of anything, but if you just donate a little bit harder, that they can make things all better in the midterms.

I hope that when Putin is in his last days of life or leadership, he gives up everything on Trump and everyone else in our government that he’s got shit on just to watch the world burn on his way out.

It’s almost like a lot of rich and powerful people stand to benefit from the Epstein files staying out of the light.

Yeah, nothing bad can happen there, right?

As funny and accurate as this is, I don’t think the Dems/DNC shitting the bed on the regular over the past 20+ years is anything other than intentional so they can play the hapless victim and continually fundraise from it.

I hope you’re right. Also that once it gets turned back on, they don’t do Olympic level mental gymnastics to justify why it was a good thing in the first place.

Don’t threaten us with a good time. But yeah, you’re 100% right. There’s going to be a lot of very powerful people implicated if this ever comes out unredacted.

I think the sheer amount of wealthy and powerful people involved with moving the levers in this country that are involved with this, not just Trump, are why we’re not seeing more push for it to happen. You might actually see some positive change if they all went to jail or were unalived somehow.

I honestly don’t think anything he’s done or will do is unforgivable with the MAGA base anymore. They always shift those goalposts for him as long as he’s doing his trademark “pwn teh libs!” that they all love so much. He’ll tell them he did it for their freedom from communism and they’ll cheer.

Always remember that in 2016, the DNC chose to lose with Hillary rather than win with Bernie. Think about it when you ask why they sat dick in hand while controlling the House, Senate, and presidency under Biden too. Establishment Dems and the DNC don’t want change.

Which donors said to vote for this or they would be turning off the cash? Looking at you AIPAC.

Exactly. It’s not so much Dems falling for it, it’s their corporate sponsors getting twitchy and cutting off cash flow.

They’re never going to learn, are they?

I’ve tried explaining this to MAGA relatives so many times now. I cut my ear when I was 3. Required stitches. I wasn’t shot, I fell and went head first into a coffee table. I still have a mark over 40 years later. Nothing happened to Trump.

It’s by design. Especially in areas where they’re the only option. Pay your workers so little that they qualify for SNAP benefits, then they have to spend that money back in the store.

Yeah, that’s not even remotely true. The country is spiraling into the 9th circle of hell, but yeah, let’s get all huffy about someone expressing pure anger, because telling someone to fuck off is the real issue here.

This MFer has never been to a grocery store in his life. You can tell so easily every time he tries to talk about anything that your average person does regularly. I don’t ascribe to the whole lizard people conspiracy, but he absolutely fails when trying to act like a human.

Can’t take credit for it, but I saw someone post that if Subway doesn’t start calling a combo “The Dunn Deal” that they’re just throwing away money.

You owe back taxes.

I almost want to go make an X account dedicated to trolling these idiots. I just need to decide it it would be more cathartic or more of a waste of time.

Give the Aztek all the shit you want, and it deserves a fair amount, but without that, the crossovers that are insanely popular now don’t exist. So at least it led to something. The Wank Panzer is going to go into the same dustbin as the DeLorean or Gremlin.

Also, it was probably written by Mamdani’s father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate in the MAGA timeline.

From the top rope

Are these really fake Christian values though? Because this shit is pretty much espoused quite loudly and often by many folks that call themselves such.

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Screw needing another Luigi, we need a whole ass Mario party at this point.