The Pizza Dude

So you're saying I SHOULD torch the shop for the insurance money ... K .. I was just thinking of selling it & buy a traveling van... but I'm listening... my oven & friers have automatic off switches.. so .. gas line?

#vssdaily #vss365
HMS #Terror hugged the coastline. Too formidable to hide in open seas, her crew kept quiet and stealthy. She had other names, Whispering Death, and Final Flag. Patrolling the Caribbean waters for
At once Queen Anne's Revenge was upon her!
"Fucking Blackbeard!" cursed the captain.

But everywhere east of Turkey it's still a fertility symbol. Even west of Turkey, I've seen them in Morocco as well.

Eventually one of you confected idiots will read the next sentence.

..and claim public domain over Maga Lardo & turn it into a public park

LITERALLY FOLLOWED WITH NO HE DOESN'T HAVE ONE. Fucking idiot.

I saw Bodycount a month after a very serious heart attack.
I said "I will not thrash. I will stand peacefully at the back. I will NOT thrash." ...
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Ok so they opened with Raining Blood . and I immediately jumped in the mosh pit and thrashed my fucking brains out and the rest of the night is a blur

Here are the companies destroying the east wing of the White House

"AI" jobs in psychology?!
First of all "ai" doesn't exist, it's just a strategic word guessing algorithm.
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Secondly, "ai" doesn't exist - I know that's the same as the first one but it's worth saying twice.
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Thirdly - even the best head shrinker has patients they don't connect with. Automate that?

or I'm just bored repeating myself.

Remember the India/Pakistan fisticuffs earlier this year?
You know who chilled them out?
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The cricket countries. Australia. England. New Zealand. South Africa.
"Yo. Lads. Take a breath. Do it on the field - have beers afterwards".

"WW3" assumes the "world" is coming with him.
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We're not.

I understand that on a very personal level.
Inside you get a bed, 3 meals, and a TV.
There are worse things in life than that.

My easiest gig was a world title fight.
"If you lose are you bringing it back to my changeroom?"
No.
"Cool."

Pretty easy to tell google it's a scam review.

Melbourne. Mid-1990s .. a few of the members were also "known to the media" (ie crooks).. but the fuck was I going to do if someone turned up with a gun?!
"Yo dude.. it's my smoke break.."

Yes.
Obviously.
Idiot........

I'm an anthropologist.
I -also- do pizzas.
And this trans boy did NOT have a birth certificate error.

I was a bouncer at a synagogue!
Something about a "sabbath goy" ..? didn't matter, the paychecks cleared.

Correct. You ruined it intentionally.

Stay angry. Enjoy being half smart

Section 25.
YESTERDAY.

Read it again.
(pro tip - it's in english)
Read it to the end.
No such pictures exist.

annnddd back to insanity ...
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Sure. Whatever. Have a good life being offended and righteous.

Neither am I.
We have that in common.

So we're approaching the same point.
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I'm not the one saying my birth certificate is wrong.
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The kid is trans. It's going to be hard enough for him without pretending to be born differently.

Yes. That is still correct.

Whatever 🙄
.. enjoy being righteous

You have to add 20lbs for his full daiper

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