Default Moonblood

90s computers didn't have as much floppy as your ears!

You don't need a sleep mask, you've got one for you and one for a friend.
You can slap your own butt with them.
You could braid them together and still have enough left over to make a bow at the end.
You can stand in one room and eavesdrop on the two to each side.

It's true, even when you're wearing one scarf, it's like you're wearing two scarves.
You can start drag races just by dropping your ears.
I saw a confused and nearsighted Vietnam veteran saluting them one windy day.
The angel and the devil on your shoulders use them like couches.

Marvelous!

Very important role, gotta have at least one of those! Otherwise, who's going to make fun things happen?

Very cool to see him!

Great review for a ball gag xD

Here's a DJ fit, drawn and conceived by the inimitable www.furaffinity.net/user/buttfen...!

God bless our troops 🫡

Nice, gotta have support. Get a couple jugs while you're out - birdseed and water.

I'm full of thanks for you, too! Always improves my day to see your art!

Getting into birdkeeping now, huh?

"In" is like maybe 50% true, come on now. "Attempting" a Kimono seems more accurate.

Next you're gonna tell me you play video games and TTRPGs instead of only making art every single day, too!

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That rings a bell! Jack Brokenscale, I think it was.

I dunno, boss, maybe ask the jackwagon who left a bunch of clues to the riddles all over the place?

Take care of yourself, dear! I hope everything works out well for you! 💚

Colors looking gorgeous as ever! Always impressive!

Smoocha him face

...I can take it. And then I'll catch you. 🫵

You already tried the Invisibility trick, it only makes me stronger 🐂

Your fault for being half-goat xD

We're going to have fun playing D&D tonight, even if I have to sacrifice @tatedavi.bsky.social to make it happen! 😤

Hell yeah! Happy Birthday! Always glad to have you around!

That's true xD You people with your distinct organs are so weird!

When the Bad Guy is giving a self-righteous speech to your party and you're just waiting for him to finish yapping so you can punch his lungs out through his mouth.

Ahh yeah, fair lol, curly fries are almost their own thing.

Never had them, but of the fast-food fries I can bring to mind, I think I like Wendy's the most.

What's your number-one choice?

Omfg, that means it's only for single adults or children xD

Like, come on, you could not write this as a joke and not make people roll their eyes xD