Dr. Aggro

Magna Swing.

=Anxiety Attacks at the Center of the Earth!=

The Donkey Kong Bananza Spoilercast & Review feat @mrdo.pro is up now!

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My wounded heart wasn't ready to open itself to love again.

I'm not saying that I thought everyone saying the new Superman movie is good was lying, I'm just saying that I didn't really—couldn't really—believe them.

But here we are. Jesus.

Game theory is one of my favorite subjects to talk about because it's so widely misunderstood that with enough confidence you can briefly convince reasonably intelligent and knowledgeable people the most ridiculous horseshit is axiomatic by starting with "I know this sounds counterintuitive, but..."

Marduk, son of Ea, slayer of Tiamat, commanding a Sealab 2021 character (whom I have long forgotten the original identity of after editing Ryoko Shinonome's head onto their body) to "Pop another pill, pill head."

Thinking about her.

Just checking in for interested non-readers, The 100 Girlfriends Who Really Really Really Really REALLY Love You recently added its 34th girlfriend.
Who knows if we're really (really really really REALLY) going all the way with this one, but if we don't it won't be for lack of commitment to the bit.

The...cover art? I some know what you call it for a single song. EP image (?) for Gwen Stefani's 2005 landmark pop sensation Hollanack Girl. The image usually features Pharrell Williams and the artist herself posed leaning on the hood of a yellow 1961 Chevrolet Impala convertible. Surrounding them and the car, out of focus, is a crowd of what appear to be mostly girls in either School band or cheerleader uniforms. I, incorrigible scamp that I am, have crudely edited out Gwen Stefani and replaced her with a Dremora Churl from the Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion. I have likewise replaced the word "Girl" in the song title with "Churl." I have been haunted by this barely qualifying pun for years, and have now foisted it upon you in order that you might help me bear this burden. Please, I beg you, in the long years to come, when the fury and the noise quiet for a moment and you're able to spare the space of a thought, think back on this shitty phone edit of the promotional art for a pop single and maybe spend breath to quietly sing a line or two from the chorus of this much dumber version of an already pretty dumb song. Thank you for your time and consideration, and I'm so very sorry that I've done this.

There. I made it. Now maybe I can finally stop thinking about it EVERY. FUCKING. DAY.

The...cover art? I some know what you call it for a single song. EP image (?) for Gwen Stefani's 2005 landmark pop sensation Hollanack Girl. The image usually features Pharrell Williams and the artist herself posed leaning on the hood of a yellow 1961 Chevrolet Impala convertible. Surrounding them and the car, out of focus, is a crowd of what appear to be mostly girls in either School band or cheerleader uniforms. I, incorrigible scamp that I am, have crudely edited out Gwen Stefani and replaced her with a Dremora Churl from the Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion. I have likewise replaced the word "Girl" in the song title with "Churl." I have been haunted by this barely qualifying pun for years, and have now foisted it upon you in order that you might help me bear this burden. Please, I beg you, in the long years to come, when the fury and the noise quiet for a moment and you're able to spare the space of a thought, think back on this shitty phone edit of the promotional art for a pop single and maybe spend breath to quietly sing a line or two from the chorus of this much dumber version of an already pretty dumb song. Thank you for your time and consideration, and I'm so very sorry that I've done this.

There. I made it. Now maybe I can finally stop thinking about it EVERY. FUCKING. DAY.

I'm gonna make it.

You know what? After all these years, I'm just gonna make it and I don't care how stupid or badly it turns out.

I'm gonna make an image edit so dumb and lackluster that I've been carrying it around in my head for years, unwilling to put forth the effort to bring it to life.

Fuck, I want to be her.

I always remember a scene from the Drew Carey show wherein he said, "I buy American, dammit! And when that breaks down I buy American again!"

Howdy, Partner...Direct.

It's a slow news week.

Big Think Dimension is live!

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This one always seemed like a magic trick to me. No matter what emotional note the episode was ending on (and it's FMA03, that was a WIDE range) this song still felt like the perfect tone to go out on when it hit as the last scene was still playing. Incredible.

Ok, it worked...I think.

I haven't played Warframe in years, so I'm gonna see how well my laptop runs it and what the beginning bit looks like these days.

Listen. I am neither an accomplished or professional streamer.

This is gonna be turbo jank.

www.twitch.tv/doctor_aggro

I finally found a comfortable position in my office chair for my hurt back and I may have just envisioned an idea for an incredibly jank stream.

Just gotta see if I can Frankenstein it together.

Got through all of RE4 Remake on PS VR2 without issue (really, really fun. Easy recommendation of you've got the hardware.), then somehow fucked up my back playing Firmament. Seriously? It was the damn Cyan game that got me? I may never outlive the shame.

Genuinely one of the worst movies ever made.

They inexplicably made the logo for the Tekken tournament the black power fist. Seriously! They just grabbed it off google!

Pilot over the intercom: uhhhhhhh we are all just flesh. We exist so briefly.

Uh-oh.

The old master's granddaughter? Oh geez.

I promise I'm going to try my best to be very normal about her going forward. I promise that I'm not always going to succeed.

You ever see a new character get introduced and feel the manga go up a full point?