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"I wish it was louder" - Mike McDaniel, probably

31.10.2025 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

X is a hellscape. Given how blitz-happy KC is, I feel like this could be the game for Josh to get into the right space mentally by looking for the easy short dump offs while under pressure. Everyone loves the deep ball, but give me high completion % and Cook all day on Sunday.

30.10.2025 14:16 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

But Spags will know that we know that, so the question is will McDermott know that Spags knows that we know and plan accordingly? But then will Spags know that McDermott knows that Spags knows...

29.10.2025 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Watch the "But her emails!!" crowd completely dismiss this.

29.10.2025 16:28 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

For a period of time - and it might still be the case - real estate was the largest % of Canada's GDP. If you have that level of investment and it's somehow still not enough, something is deeply, deeply broken. That % of $ in RE is not good at all if you want an economy based on value added.

29.10.2025 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why are you called a Bois? Shouldn't you be Jon Man?

29.10.2025 13:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who or what are they dodging?

29.10.2025 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Real Americans are cheering for the Canadians

28.10.2025 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

NYT will refuse to cover this but will spend a week right before the election flooding the zone with "Biden seems old" stories.

28.10.2025 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump keeps talking about taking the MOCA assessment. The fact that he keeps taking it must mean that his doctors are aware of and are monitoring his cognitive decline.

28.10.2025 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The next democrat president needs to install solar panels on that thing.

24.10.2025 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just slap a terrorist label on whatever you don't like and boom! Everything's legal!

24.10.2025 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Has Christian Benford actually regressed this season, or is it more about the performance of the unit, particularly poor safety play?

24.10.2025 16:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey good choice with the Audioengine speakers.

24.10.2025 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Next president absolutely must put solar panels on top.

24.10.2025 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Put solar panels on it and then turn it into a museum celebrating America's diversity, equity, and inclusion.

24.10.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why do non-dick billionaires occupy less space in the public discourse? I feel that if you are a billionaire who is not a dick, you have an obligation to use your platform and power for good.

24.10.2025 02:53 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Heard that Trump will reveal an unbelievable health care plan in two weeks.

23.10.2025 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That is because they endorse it.

23.10.2025 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How much gas is left in Tyler Lockett's tank?

22.10.2025 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Building a ballroom, but that health care plan is still two weeks away.

20.10.2025 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pretty trigger happy for a guy who campaigned against war.

20.10.2025 16:11 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Now we know how bothered he was by the protests.

20.10.2025 01:56 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not representative of MAGA country is what he means, which is confederate flags, bashing cops with metal barricades, and assaulting with impunity anyone who isn't a straight white male. Seen through that demented lens, normal people calmly exercising their free speech might seem pretty wacky.

20.10.2025 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think he may actually believe it. He's got some kind of neurological damage and is a narcissist who self-soothes with narratives that boost his ego. He lives in a fantasy land.

19.10.2025 14:29 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mike Johnson - and especially Fox News - are actually disappointed that there wasn't any violence that they could replay on a loop. Sorry Mikey!

19.10.2025 13:22 β€” πŸ‘ 227    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

What MAGA followers don't realize is that Trump has more contempt for them than he does the left that he's shitting on in this video.

19.10.2025 13:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

MAGA is extremely disappointed that no heads got bashed.

18.10.2025 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

How sure are we that Shakir can't be used as more of a downfield threat? Diggs wasn't really a top-end speed kind of guy for us. He got open downfield with quickness. Shakir isn't Diggs, but could he do some of the same things? Or is he just not that guy?

15.10.2025 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

On par with all-you-can-eat shrimp as a shitty business model.

15.10.2025 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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