Zig Thinks

La Retraite de Hugues de Payens, by Georges Mathieu, 1958 (rotated), 📸 by @tiltoncreative

THE USA PLAYED IT LIKE A GOLD MEDALIST 🥇

Congratulations to the 16 PWHL players who will be bringing home the gold with Team USA!

As always watching Bluesky go nuts over amazing sports moments remains my favorite way to experience such sports moments.

What if the dogs got to chase the curling stones down the ice? I'd watch that.

Yes. This order is correct. Well done.

Hahaha it’s like that guys head is an exotic flower than only opens once a decade. And looks ugly as shit.

More like polycollary. How many layers is this guy wearing?!

lol this is perfect especially to the extent that if a person understands the moon/bear economy to actually be very short/artificial...that person might in fact make a LOT of money at the expense of people who believe moons and bears are the actual future.

Sorry could you guys explain all that again from the top—I was distracted by a rerun of “Ow! My Balls!”

If you shaved all the neck beards that are going to be in that room you could clog intergalactic shipping routes with the volume of hair it would produce.

If it can cure this eye twitch from looking at the fucking punctuation in that post, I'll take a whole case of it.

LFG!!! I just tuned in. Why is this sport so addicting?

curling??

Loved these especially because for my family's drives from Michigan to Florida is was literally like 60 pages of I75 highlighted OVER AND OVER until you finally got to florida. "quick flip the page!" "It just says stay on 75 more..."

Yeah rooting for the woodpeckers for sure. I like the idea of witnessing that level of nature drama first hand. I’ve got an aggressive blue jay who chases the chickadees away from the feeder. You’re witnessing special ops battles!

Your thing sounds way more awesome tbh. Who won??

Post a banger that isn’t in English.

youtu.be/YRbdFSpFBQg?...

It's true! They slice them real thin and then fry them!

lol you’re not talking about the Mike Morse one are you?! That was so bad 🤣

When those fairy tales get too intense…

Yeah I don’t understand that framing either. It’s on *NBC* which comes with all live streaming services I know of??

I kept thinking they were going to somehow come back to him for the rapping part.

That look was about as close as you can get to making people literally gasp at how stunning you look.

a man in a costume is standing in front of a statue of a globe Alt: A gif of Andy Samberg dressed as a strange human or humanoid alien master of ceremonies singing "You're a winner!" in celebration of the Space Olympics moments before said Olympics go horribly horribly wrong

The official (televised at least) opening night of the actual Olympics seems like a great time to remind everyone of the delightful Lonely Island sketch/song "Space Olympics"

Took me a minute to understand the insert bubble. Well played. That's a hilarious throwback.

This is well meaning but why wouldn't he give the $100 to the people doing the work who didn't just sign million dollar contracts. "Name that low wage worker and I'll make you a tiny bit richer" is the clumsiest well-meaning policy ever. Love the effort but kinda funny execution!

Yes. I actually thought it was cool as a concept but same. Got to difficult choke points where the boss required builds I couldn’t figure out or have and I was like nah. Cool for somebody. Not for me.

This was my experience too. I knew it would be challenging but within a few hours I was like "Oh I am NOT this type of gamer" (outfitting your mech for EVERY mission with different functionality, strategy, etc) and I just gave up on it. I had read SO many great things--just not a match!

*seinfeld voice* Now THAT'S provocative!

Not the point but this mf is out here complimenting a clear AI picture of a nonexistent girl in that first pic. Red flag AND dumb as rocks!