@splork.bsky.social
nine years old
23.01.2026 15:41 β π 7612 π 3172 π¬ 105 π 261But just think about the passing angles with the foot he never uses!
12.01.2026 21:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0And then the goal comes from more interplay in/around the edge of the box. Incredible what allowing your best attackers to play narrowly enables
12.01.2026 21:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Everybody should watch this and see this woman, who has a baby in her arms and is thrust into basically a standoff, develop courage in real time.
10.01.2026 20:42 β π 11644 π 4171 π¬ 451 π 733Theyβre scum from top to bottom
08.01.2026 14:43 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hadnβt fully appreciated how cooked Bsky is until I saw how brutally unfunny most of the quotes of this are. Woof
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15.12.2025 06:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Body-camera video appears to contradict the governmentβs claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed.
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16.09.2025 05:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Compton, CA: A masked, heavily-armed man wearing body armor jumped out of a SUV today to kidnap a local resident.
He forgot to put the vehicle in park, causing it to roll down the street damaging other cars. He jumped in the vehicle (which had no platess) and drove off without identifying himself.
Might want to double check 22/23βdata looks a little wonky around the key passes/xA rows
10.06.2025 19:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ha, didnβt even realize you were a Northwestern grad. I grew up in Naperville (but was fortunately self aware enough to say I was from the suburbs), so this is very much a βI am in this picture and I donβt like itβ conversation
09.05.2025 00:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Well, he was raised in Dolton, so the slightly more accurate bit is βthe Pope says he went to college in Chicago, but *actually* he went to Northwesternβ
08.05.2025 23:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Thatβs right, good post Franklin
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1/4 Houthi PC Small Group JD Vance Oh my god, did you see Elon's hat? Pete Hegseth Oh fuck. Haha haha. Michael Waltz What the hell even is it? JD Vance It's a fedora with safari flaps in the back Michael Waltz Holy shit. He looks so fucking stupid Michael Waltz Talk later. I'll take care of that thing. .. ..
2/4 Houthi PC Small Group JD Vance It's done. I talked to Don. We're good Pete Hegseth Loose ends? JD Vance We're all good. About to be way better. Pete Hegseth οΌ Michael Waltz Did you see Elon's hat? He's still fucking wearing it. JD Vance Yes, I even saw two cubes in his pocket. I think he has dice, but he's afraid to show them to anyone. Pete Hegseth LOL. That is so sad. Michael Waltz So sad. Soooo sad. So so so so so sad. JD Vance It's so heartbreaking, but I can't stop laughing. JD Vance Tears are literally streaming down my face thinking about his cumb dice.
γ 3/4 Houthi PC Small Group Michael Waltz VP. building collapsed. Had multiple positive ID. Pete, Kurilla, the IC, amazing job. JD Vance Holy fucking shit. Elon's hat just got him in huge trouble in a meeting. President Trump made Brian take off his hat. He said it was distracting. He said if anyone disagreed, he'd let Elon keep the hat on. Nobody said shit dude. Nobody said shit. Pete Hegseth What did he do when President Trump made him take it off? JD Vance He took the hat off and he hid his head in his hands. You could tell he was crying. He kept saying under his breath, "you can't fucking do that". Then Trump said "what's that, Elon?" and he said nothing. And then a minute later, he said "it's not a distraction. The guy at the store said I'm the only guy he's ever seen pull it off". Trump asked him how much it cost, and he said "it's illegal for you to ask me that." And Elon said "I'm putting the hat back on, I don't care what happens to me. Trump said "just take the hat off Blon". "No I'm not taking the fucking hat off". Then he
414 Houthi PC Small Group guy at the store said I'm the only guy he's ever seen pull it off". Trump asked him how much it cost, and he said "it's illegal for you to ask me that." And Elon said "I'm putting the hat back on, I don't care what happens to me. Trump said "just take the hat off Elon". "No I'm not taking the fucking hat off". Then he stood up and said "I've never fought for anything in my entire life. I'm fighting for this hat." He went to slam his hand down on the table but he hit his water bottle and it spilled all over his laptop and then I swear to fucking god, he tried to roll the hat down his arm like Fred Astaire but the back flap got trapped around Greg Abbott's wheelchair, and then it took him forever to get the flap out of the wheelchair. He was fucking beet red. I thought he was going to have a heart attack. One of the flaps got wheel grease on it and he said "what the fuck is all this stuff? You have to grease these wheels?" And Greg said "yeah you have to keep the wheels lubricated". And he said "yeah well I'm not supposed to get grease on this hat." And Tulsi was just sitting there slightly in his way towards the door, and as he walked towards her he said "move" and right when he said it, he realized he had gone too far. So he said in a jokey voice "WHO SAID THAT?"
Elonβs hat discussed in Houthi PC chat
27.03.2025 14:03 β π 890 π 147 π¬ 19 π 15
Last nightβs article in the Washington Post about D.C. police responding to a 911 call by illegally letting DOGE onto private property is unlike any news story I have ever read. Every single person should read this article and think about where our society is going.
19.03.2025 14:53 β π 3974 π 1664 π¬ 90 π 188Normalize giving Valentines to your boys
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