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Battery scientist by day, American Soccer Analysis, Statford Bridge Podcast by night https://www.youtube.com/@kierdoyle Build a bigger table

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Β» The Consequences of Caring

Going down a weird sports writing memory lane of articles I've enjoyed enough to save on my computer/phone, and this one feels pertinent tonight: grantland.com/features/the...

Some Boston kid Pats fan just signed up for a lifetime of sports suffering off the gut punch of tonight.

09.02.2026 05:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I honestly can't recall the origin of it tbh

09.02.2026 04:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The current chat name is Kiwi Skin Eating Society

09.02.2026 04:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That is his Facebook messenger nickname in the group chat (not assigned by him)

09.02.2026 04:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly fitting given this has been a 0-0 game but Alajualense have spanked 4 shots from distance on a pitch infected with EM waves from a substation

09.02.2026 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You know some owners are angrily calling Goodell right now and he’s hitting them with the Michael Masi β€œit’s called a halftime show Robert”

09.02.2026 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

If he brought out Daddy Yankee for Gasolina I would’ve hooted like an owl

09.02.2026 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One of my first ever CD’s to listen to in the car was Ricky Martin, So this is fabulous

09.02.2026 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sunny Super Bowl feels weird I don’t like it

08.02.2026 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

We only punish defenders who foul attackers not attackers who foul defenders in this household

08.02.2026 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Szob one is only a red because it denies Haaland’s ability score a goal, in some non threatening situation I think it’s no card at all (like Haaland’s)

Both are validly in play

08.02.2026 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Haaland foul likely deemed careless and just a foul (which is correct imo. That sort of pullback only ever a yellow for stopping a promising attack)

08.02.2026 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
08.02.2026 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Watching their preseason game (that they're currently winning) after watching their other one. Not looking good.

08.02.2026 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@mattdoyle.bsky.social however many points you gave TFC in your over under, it's too many

08.02.2026 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I saw Charlton Coventry at the Valley over Christmas, genuinely one of my favourite stadiums I've ever been to.

Plough Lane for Wimbledon is amazing too, if you get the chance.

08.02.2026 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just saw the video of her crash and I’m putting my brace on to walk the grocery store tbh

08.02.2026 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Turns out, we aren’t that different after all.

08.02.2026 13:48 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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2 new additions to the scarf wall

07.02.2026 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Watching some Lindsay Vonn footage from the Olympics, 1 week post ACL tear and my thought is:

I tore my ACL 9 months ago and have so much scar tissue I regularly stand up from sitting and think the scar tissue breaking up is my pants ripping (minimum 3 times a week). She is skiing in the Olympics.

07.02.2026 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

At the same time, who goes there?

07.02.2026 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A thing I've found annoying about him is that it's pronounced exactly how it's spelled, it's not a hard one

07.02.2026 22:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If Caicenzo touch pitch v Hull I will fume

07.02.2026 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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07.02.2026 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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ASA Roundtable: American Soccer Insights Summit β€” American Soccer Analysis At the end of January, many members of our ASA Community headed down to Rice University in Houston to talk a whole lot of soccer analytics. ASA Slack was buzzing around so much we figured we’d convene...

A lot of the ASA-erati attended the @americansoccerinsights.com summit at Rice University last week, and people wanted to talk about their experience.

So we convened the ASA roundtable for highlights.

www.americansocceranalysis.com/home/2026/2/7/asa-roundtable-american-soccer-insights-summit

07.02.2026 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

I admittedly also don't know how actors playing ultra intense lovers don't end up banging tbf

07.02.2026 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The sexual tension goes crazy.

07.02.2026 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gotta be honest, don't know how every figure skater isn't banging their partner.

07.02.2026 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

I know the summer olympics is β€œmore” the Olympics but I personally enjoy that the Winter Olympics are just in random winter cities. Like 2034 is in Salt Lake again.

07.02.2026 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

No halftime subs

07.02.2026 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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