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I don't know how I got here. Mostly following things in the miniature and art spaces to stave off boredom at work, don't expect many skeets.

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The Monday Period: Pages 1-4
#garfield #imsorryjon

18.02.2026 21:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2855    ๐Ÿ” 1684    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 36    ๐Ÿ“Œ 126
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I hope folks learn to recognize in the future when Keighley pushes a game super hard as it usually has some small (or large) ties to his investors like Tencent. He posts nonstop about the game for days.

You can take the Dorito out of the Pope but you canโ€™t take the Pope out of his Doritos.

17.02.2026 22:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 807    ๐Ÿ” 292    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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bahhh
#pokemon #wooloo

15.02.2026 12:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The Sunday Guardian headline: Big Tech Loses $1.3 Trillion in 2026 as AI Spending Fears Trigger Microsoft, Amazon, Nvidia Stock Plungeโ€”Whatโ€™s Happening?
Follow-up says: Big Tech loses $1.3 trillion in 2026 as AI spending fears hit Microsoft, Amazon, Nvidia, Apple and Alphabet. Investors demand profit visibility. TSMC, Samsung, Walmart gain.
The article is written by Prakriti Parul and was last updated yesterday morning.

The Sunday Guardian headline: Big Tech Loses $1.3 Trillion in 2026 as AI Spending Fears Trigger Microsoft, Amazon, Nvidia Stock Plungeโ€”Whatโ€™s Happening? Follow-up says: Big Tech loses $1.3 trillion in 2026 as AI spending fears hit Microsoft, Amazon, Nvidia, Apple and Alphabet. Investors demand profit visibility. TSMC, Samsung, Walmart gain. The article is written by Prakriti Parul and was last updated yesterday morning.

genAI is dying repost to make it die faster

18.02.2026 10:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6860    ๐Ÿ” 4085    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 59    ๐Ÿ“Œ 166
A giant sphere of flesh in Central Park towering over the city like a big gross meatball. This was made by redditor kiwi2703 to show what it would look like if you combined every human on Earth into a ball, and itโ€™s clearly a bad idea

A giant sphere of flesh in Central Park towering over the city like a big gross meatball. This was made by redditor kiwi2703 to show what it would look like if you combined every human on Earth into a ball, and itโ€™s clearly a bad idea

Within 18 months all white collar workers could be replaced by a 1km sphere of flesh in Central Park

14.02.2026 16:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4592    ๐Ÿ” 682    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 124    ๐Ÿ“Œ 76

Honestly one thing I'm probably gonna do is I'm probably gonna do my best to not even engage in content from people/studios doing AI, not give them a bit of promotions that way.

Instead actively promote and give art made by humans all the time in the world for others to see.

22.12.2025 17:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Absolutely, though with the downside that there's also a lot of unreliable second hand information in the form of content farms. So you have more people than ever knowing about it, but also the misconceptions also carry further due to signal boosting.

13.02.2026 18:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Absolutely do NOT give your ID or face scan on Discord. It's even worse than expected. Apparently due to people bypassing current systems, they're switching to "persona" which is funded by fucking Peter Thiel.

12.02.2026 13:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4327    ๐Ÿ” 3138    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 46    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

"Don't worry about the Discord thing, it's only NSFW servers and channels that will require age verification! :)"

I could remove every speck of risque imagery/topics from my community and there's still a 50% chance we'd get flagged just because we're openly queer.

It's not actually about the kids.

09.02.2026 18:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5020    ๐Ÿ” 2127    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 37    ๐Ÿ“Œ 45

Kinda Fucked Up that in our lifetimes we've gone from "never share personal info on the internet" to "hand over your identity to the most incompetent corporations imaginable".

09.02.2026 18:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13197    ๐Ÿ” 6124    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 44    ๐Ÿ“Œ 47

Find a shark jaw bit and replace the entire thing with that.

08.02.2026 19:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hope only those external boxes are water damaged

01.02.2026 09:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't want gen AI in my browser
I don't want gen AI in my pc
I don't want gen AI in my art
I don't want gen AI in my games
I don't want gen AI in my music
I don't want gen AI in my movies
I don't want gen AI in my books
I don't want gen AI in my cart
I don't want gen AI in my life

16.12.2025 22:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16889    ๐Ÿ” 8094    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 73    ๐Ÿ“Œ 102

He's high on being a tech CEO, unfortunately. He seemed like a cool one for a while, but ultimately all rich tech CEOs are the same

28.01.2026 06:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nooooo!

26.01.2026 10:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
An Ork running with a big knife and a blaster pistol, wearing an outfit done up like some Premier League team (donโ€™t ask me which one)โ€ฆ.and yes I took some license)

An Ork running with a big knife and a blaster pistol, wearing an outfit done up like some Premier League team (donโ€™t ask me which one)โ€ฆ.and yes I took some license)

Post image A Space Gits Ork with a fat belly and a chefs hat, wearing a tank top with โ€œGorkโ€™s Gymโ€ and the old Golds Logo.

A Space Gits Ork with a fat belly and a chefs hat, wearing a tank top with โ€œGorkโ€™s Gymโ€ and the old Golds Logo.

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So far 2026 is all @planetsmashergames.bsky.social on the paint desk. After a bunch of Gaslands stuff, now itโ€™s on to Space Gits. Really clever models from Kromlech miniatures (I used a few GW heads & bits here & there). Iโ€™m doing them all in Premier League jersey colors, for EZ ID on the table.

25.01.2026 09:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 81    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Now put the human head on the wolf body, do it

26.01.2026 06:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wooloo-posting and Xenoblade? This is a weird intersection of things I like in one account.

26.01.2026 05:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's between MGS and FF7 for me, but ultimately I'll go for MGS because there are other great FF-games on the system

23.01.2026 05:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This whole set seems Spider-Man levels of kinda boring and uninspired.

22.01.2026 05:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can't trust politicians who are anti-trans. Not because I'm "only searching for perfection" which is what centrists will be accusing me of for the rest of my life, it's because if you're not pro-trans you'll be garbage on lots of other issues too. Being anti-trans NEVER exists in a vacuum.

17.01.2026 09:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10738    ๐Ÿ” 2758    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 136    ๐Ÿ“Œ 183
Close up of Pinkie Pie looking at a newspaper comic saying โ€œHmpf. I thought these were supposed to be funny?โ€

The comic is called Ponybert by Trot Adams. It opens with a building and we see a word balloon that says โ€œWell?โ€ The second panel is of Ponybert, the Dilbert stand-in saying โ€œNo one is smart but me.โ€

Close up of Pinkie Pie looking at a newspaper comic saying โ€œHmpf. I thought these were supposed to be funny?โ€ The comic is called Ponybert by Trot Adams. It opens with a building and we see a word balloon that says โ€œWell?โ€ The second panel is of Ponybert, the Dilbert stand-in saying โ€œNo one is smart but me.โ€

Thinking about that time the My Little Pony comics, of all things, absolutely bodied Scott Adams.

26.03.2024 09:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10225    ๐Ÿ” 3327    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 84    ๐Ÿ“Œ 89

Diablo 2 is a pretty safe bet

13.01.2026 21:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One of the core tenets of their faith is no A.I., or abominable intelligence. They've instead spent the last 20k years or so sticking human brains to run stuff instead, because last time humanity fucked with AIs it ended in the collapse of civilization.

13.01.2026 16:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 190    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Trying to keep myself painting by actually posting stuff around the place! Starting the year with an Ogre Bruiser for The Old World! #warhammer #warhammerfantasy #oldworld #ogrekingdoms #ogormawtribes

11.01.2026 18:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Screenshot of Gmail tweet saying: Welcome to the Gemini era, reposting a Google tweet that explains the latest update on Gemini.

Screenshot of Gmail tweet saying: Welcome to the Gemini era, reposting a Google tweet that explains the latest update on Gemini.

Gmail welcoming the Gemini era?

That's it. Guide to disable Gemini everywhere: tuta.com/blog/how-to-...

09.01.2026 08:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3267    ๐Ÿ” 2420    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26    ๐Ÿ“Œ 68
Normal Rockwell I believe man

Normal Rockwell I believe man

Porn and erotica are important and societally valuable forms of speech, and the defense of them, in the face of state and church attempts at repression, is a necessary political act.

04.01.2026 18:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16613    ๐Ÿ” 5897    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 136    ๐Ÿ“Œ 128
Graphic saying 'The democratization of art does not come from a billionaire's machine' with a pencil centred in the middle over the text

Graphic saying 'The democratization of art does not come from a billionaire's machine' with a pencil centred in the middle over the text

Sitting a stewing in frustration isn't nearly as cathartic as just designing a poster. Let's see how often I remember that in 2026.

31.12.2025 15:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6625    ๐Ÿ” 2593    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 25
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The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.

31.12.2025 17:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13115    ๐Ÿ” 4268    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 126    ๐Ÿ“Œ 289
Marge holding Wooloo
โ€œI just think theyโ€™re neat!โ€

Marge holding Wooloo โ€œI just think theyโ€™re neat!โ€

12.09.2025 01:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 59    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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