The Babysitter

The biggest risk is taking no risk.

Good sign.
Start making something a bit different.

Carrot?
Stick?
Threat?

Da, comrades. Would have gotten the bomb sooner, but… breadlines. 🤷

Donald Trump was born closer to Abraham Lincoln’s presidency than to his own. Let that sink in.

What a strong start to Season 3!!

Important message for republicans today. He was only for torturing foreigners.

That’s what Tik Tok is for.

Who cares? I heard Tesla isn’t a car company anymore. 🤷‍♂️

Congratulations

Oh, and the prosecutor isn’t a prosecutor.

Error?
It’s a crime.

Unknown unknowns.

He signed the bill. I guess he’s in the same boat.

The only sad part about this is we may not get to hear the judge’s ruling on selective and vindictive prosecution.

If they don’t have a valid indictment, there is no prosecution. There’s no possibility of a trial. It’s over. But there will be disbarments. Oh, there will be disbarments.

To be clear, many of the humanoid robots will have three legs. For, um, purposes. 😬

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Best friend:

And photos?
And photos.

Now do the executive branch.

To be fair, Trump is shitting his pants on a good day.

So that’s…
a yes.

Bone spur
meet
Bone saw

100% with a congressional vote, any officials with a copy of the original documents would have a lot of cover to leak them.

When the President rapes children, that means that it is not illegal, by definition.

Also, 🤯

If you’re more worried about a pedophile who’s been dead for 1300 years than one who’s occupying the most powerful office today, you have a strange sense of perspective.

The *illegality* of the deadly attacks.

Contemporary petroglyphs.