Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton)

[slaps top of quarry] You know how many Cybermen we can fit in this baby?!

That wire better run from Amsterdam to Paris and have complimentary drinks and snacks at that price.

Eyyyyyy my advice was taken!

Correct and you are lucky.

Not everyone gets to have a priest for a barback. I’m very lucky.

This is why CES is important.

This hits in a special place.

"I said THAC0. That means To Hit Against Armor Class Zero. I thought you said you've played D&D before, kid."

It didn’t occur to them that there is a horse-centric cultural continuum from Ukraine through Mongolia to the Midwest prairie that might have both working culture and exploitation of images of rugged individualism in common.

Only vaguely related, but I got to teach a Russian to regard Texas to Montana as “the wannabe horselords of the American Steppe”. Only a hollow cowboy culture vestiges of the extremely horse-centric life remains preserved in songs and pickup truck posers.

AI filmmaking and storytelling is punk rock. It’s hip hop. It’s counterculture. It’s a new type of creativity. It’s a new medium. It’s hated by the mainstream film and art establishment. It resists ideology. It ignores gate keeping. It’s uncomfortable. It’s scary. It’s viral. It’s accessible. It’s refreshing. It’s welcoming. It’s here.

AI filmmaking is peeing. It’s pooping. It’s throwing up. It’s a new kind of liquid coming out. It’s hated by the establishment. It’s what goes in the toilet. It’s wet. It’s what’s in the bathroom.

Never did get the calculus for Constant Blessedness written down.

I am upset that reading this made me remember The Batman Who Laughs, which I had gone several months without thinking of.

What I'm saying here is that, basically, brains were a mistake.

🚨🚨🚨SUMMERJAM DETECTED🚨🚨🚨

Time to make scenes using action figures and tell little stories with them. It will help the day fly by with the Power of Imagination!

Small personal victory of the day:

Spelled "electrophoresis" correctly the first time in an email today and did it again just now.

I think that deserves a chocolate.

I look forward to your future acquisition of a foundry. It is very different the buying a zoo.

How dare you.

The bicycle industry is trying to tell you that you need a full machine shop. Or at least a small CNC mill.

Gadget has already forgotten that A Crime Against Felinity has happened. He is very pretty and lives an untroubled life. Except for things that scare him.

THINGS THAT HAVE SCARED GADGET TODAY:

A screwdriver. No, not that one. *That* screwdriver is the only one that is scary. The rest are fine.

[checks chart]

Pretty sure that's you. If there is such a thing as a standard part, I don't think you've met one.

It has been over an hour since I used it. Artemis is still mad at me. I receive the whine siren when she sees me and then she runs away. I have brought AN ENEMY into the home.

I have found something the cats hate even more than The Dread Vacuum.

[Vincent Price voice] T̸̨̜̟͉͓̜̱̱͋ḫ̶̗͉̤̲̏͝ẻ̴̡̝̤̥̔ ̸̡̨̢͈͔̟̠̣̭̤̇͒̍̇̍̈́̚͝Ä̸͚̖́́i̸͉̖̜̼͙̣̘̚r̴̦͔̠̠̥̲̯͇͔̿̈́̚ ̶̨̢̪͚̰̻̿̓̀̈́̃̒̕C̴̢̼̖̥͐͒õ̶̡̜̻͉̬͎m̴̨̟̕ṗ̶̩̼̹̲͉̮͔͍̳͛̔̂̌ȓ̵͓̼̪̘̲̻̂̓̋̏̊̎̍̔͘e̶̹͖͆̆̀ş̸̱̞̤̰̺͍̣͙̑̀̃̉̒͑͘ͅṥ̵̪̍̈́̎̅̇̌͑̏o̵͇̹̩̭͐̾ͅr̴̳͔̳̣̗̘͗͑̈́̌

Hot damn, a king’s feast!

Don't take this the wrong way, but I already have a job.

Mineral sample with museum plaque that reads: “Cinnabar in Opal Humboldt County”

450.

It kinda scans

A 3-panel Moon Knight comic, with Moon Knight (with the INDOPACOM logo over him) sitting next to a woman on a bench at night. First panel: the woman is looking at Moon Knight and says, "you need a hobby." Moon Knight responds with, "I HAVE a hobby." Second panel: the woman says, "hating CENTCOM isn't a hobby." Third panel: Moon Knight (with the INDOPACOM logo over him) touches his chin and scrunches his face as if thinking about what she said while saying "hmmm."

It's a way of life.

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lulz

This did not stop Kruschev from launching his own.