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Corn Person

the humble penis… the “tip” is most regal and serene.

Yes!!

Was searching for flower images on my phone and this came up

Possible Tornado in Oregon today near Monroe, OR
Anyone else see anything from Noon to 2pm? #orwx #wx #tornado #funnel

does anyone know if we have old normal tomorrow too? or just new

i keep a metal bar on me at all times to bend with my brute strength in case i need to impress someone

live life Agar.io style

the only thing i know about Twisted Tea is that it is a drink made primarily for people who litter

Generational wealth starts with one bold thief and one good heist. I believe in you. Bet on yourself today. 🫶🏾

i am a machine that turns video essays into idle thoughts

i am a machine that turns plastics anmd metals into poop

yeah vancouver looks like a garry’s mod map

my next car is gonna have huge bull bars all around it so i can crash into all other drivers without repercussion

banishing all my subjects… they know i don’t mean it but if i don’t do it they know i get cranky #fiefdom

Video and Audio… bosom buddies since their invention.

so true homie

taking a poop in the middle of a public pathway. hehe. me when i get up to a little mischief

Karma is a bitch.... My test came back postivie for not giving a fruiting damn

just heard a 5yo say “and still, no one cares that i’m sad” passive aggressively to his parents. same dude lmao

Mine aura microbalanced. Yours is leaking and sagging

time to dm

look at that smile

beps. your not serving.