ngl after recent events of politicaI & online stupidity, i really need this kinktober to be for the freaks™. need u all to get so freaky with it, just unabashedly weird. concerning to outsiders, perhaps. i want to question things about myself, i want to feel like my ao3 bookmarks need a lock and key

I am an adherent to the philosophy that all the best artists are perverts in some way, if not openly then privately. What is perversion if not having unchecked passion, the same passion that fuels artistry.

thank you for fucking me friday

I need to bite Harry du Boi’s fat tits right now or I’ll perish

RESIDENT NICE 2

Mr. X encountering Leon to give him two dollars

If a creepypasta turns a kid friendly game into a horror experience, then a creepypasta of a horror game should turn it into a pleasant experience where absolutely nothing bad happens

Instead of a jumpscare, you get a jumpnice :)

me, a gq stylist: ok, now put on this work vest and get into the ocean. push your hair back, like you're cooling off after a long day of working on the construction site

travis kelce: but that doesn't make any sense

me: don't worry about it kitten

This is what chstgpt is robbing us of

Suzerain flag, depicting the "Sevenfold Sun Miracle" seen by early settlers

Commune flag, depicting the "star-and-antlers", symbol of the revolution and Communism

Zone of Control flag, depicting a coat of arms with a great skua, the first animal discovered on the isola. A quote by Kim Kitsuragi potentially describes it as signal blue

The symbol of the Moralist international, the leading political body of Elysium, is a blue forget-me-not

My interpretation of some of the flags of Revachol!

-Revachol the suzerain
-Revachol the commune
-Revachol (Zone of Control)
+Moralist International

it always bothered me how the game describes six smaller suns orbiting the main sun in the suzerain flag, yet the in-game visual only shows a halo.

The Old Spaghetti Factory. Photo shows the outside of the building.

The beautiful gold cherub above the entrance at The Old Spaghetti Factory.

The dining room at The Old Spaghetti Factory.

Ordering my salad and bun at The Old Spaghetti Factory. The placemat doubles as a menu (neat!) and advertises "Zesty Italian Sausage."

getting dinner at The Old Spaghetti Factory

Invite these Harriers into your house #discoelysium

Photo of an adorable black and grey sheep, looking up at the camera momentarily from a pile of hay he's rapidly eating.

Hawthorn has plenty of hay inside his pen, but obviously it doesn't taste as good as this cart of hay he found parked outside his pen so he's eating it as fast as possible.

today will be beautiful

thank you for fucking me friday

a linocut print of a vulva wearing a crown, carried by three phalluses walking on grass. two winged phalluses are in the sky

the pilgrim badge that the illustration is based on. three golden phalluses carry a vulva wearing a crown on a pedestal.

the procession 👑
#linocut proof 2, couldn't stop thinking about this pilgrim badge I'd seen and needed to make art of it

Two panel comic. Panel 1: A man in a suit points to the Venus de Milo, and says: "This is obscene, it has no place in a god-fearing society. We're gonna make it more appropriate." Panel 2: The Venus de Milo's breasts are covered by a Fanduel t-shirt

this is a comic about obscenity

old unfinished art #discoelysium

Tom Lehrer made all of his music 100% public domain so if seeing people sad about his death makes you want to check them out… it’s free. he wanted you to share them.

tomlehrersongs.com

Something about Harry's tendency to say that Kim is cool, as if it were a well-known fact, like the sun rising in the east, unprompted, without thinking and without warning.
#discoelysium

A crygasm.

YOU - “The RCM isn't gonna solve this, Kim. You and I are. Together.” (Hold out the jacket.)

KIM KITSURAGI - With a look of utter disbelief the lieutenant slips into the jacket…

HALF LIGHT - Now he is become the *Pissf****t*.

Son of fucking Lung here! Detective Far Out Son of Lung on the case!

Hey for real, South Park contributed more to transphobia being normalized in the pre-Rowling era more than any other media I can think. Garrison alone.

Them doing a Trump video where he has a tiny dick and is sleeping with Satan is not something you gotta applaud them over. They're assholes.

thank you for fucking me friday

Color photo that is fairly orange because it is discolored with age. It depicts five very young kittens lined up on a brown couch. A woman in a yellow dress that seems to be a 1960s style stands behind the couch.

Line up of tater tots accused of babycrimes. Photo from my collection, no date.

And one more thing... This was *very* good work, detective.

They should trick Netanyahu into entering an Irish embassy the same way they do on Japanese game shows where they build a fake building and while he thinks he’s just going to end up on another podcast, they pull away the podcast studio facade and he gets arrested. And it should be done live.

jean-heron "cuntastrophe" vicquemare

it's a complete slay-show, it's a cuntastrophe, and the whole station is going to get dicked for this