nick pants

why would you want to kill this atmosphere?

Mars was the Roman god of war.
That’s why we say ‘martial arts,' ‘martial law,' and 'court martial.'

Marshall was the Roman god of designer fashion at discount prices.
That’s why we have Marshall’s.

fuck off, amy mcgrath

nooooope.

"hand-to-hand combat with antifa every night"

ref really late trying to blow a play dead

watching football @jonbois.bsky.social

brandon aubrey is washed

lol jets

THE ERA OF THE DARK AGGIES IS UPON US

the aggies are undefeated since reveille became a pirate

Reveille the Border Collie and A&M mascot with a black eye patch

Ok nevermind miss rev in an eye patch ags by a million

texas tech fans throwing tortillas on the field: a tradition unlike any other

flying gator

fuck texas

Eternal.

TRIGG

Down 28-3, Belichick has Clemson right where he wants them.

Gotta say, amazing percentage here

These Tacos Are the Best Thing I’ve Ever Eaten at the State Fair of Texas Yes, they’re deep-fried. But that’s not the most important part.

Best State Fair of Texas tacos—ever. They also have a surprising history behind them. Read my latest for @texasmonthly.bsky.social.

smokey and the bandit remake just dropped

gotta be a my sundown pun in here somewhere

nice! my daughter is there wearing a giant mum!

Friday night lights in north Texas.

homecoming!

any austin consistently putting out bangers

handing out individual skittles this year

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