nick pants

in his 3 NFL seasons, Brandon Aubrey has as many career 60-yard field goals (6-for-9, 66.7%) as every NFL kicker from 1960 to 2008 (6-for-82, 7.3%)

buying a brandon aubrey jersey

Sicko Committee Advent Calendar Day 4: The Fifth Down.

metroid prime 4 is horny as hell

look, all i’m saying is that we might want to warm up to this… like 10-15 hours into the game. i’m not even an hour into this.

i did a thorough scan for the clitoris and i can’t find it

what are we doing here?

metroid prime 4 LFG

my body is ready

“follow your dreams…” — spencer

[taps the sign]

you’re telling me the supreme court can fire off a decision overturning a lower courts ruling in 2 weeks?! lmao

everything makes sense if you view it thru the lens of them doing whatever to advance the right-wing agenda.

how long did the supreme court sit on the trump immunity decision?

“follow your dreams…” — spencer

[taps the sign]

This is the entirety of his bio on the official Vandy roster

tucker did a real life why do all these homosexuals keep sucking my cock

Y'all wanna win, put Boobie in.

whoa! a federal interstate, you say? greg abbott told me we’re built different so surely he isn’t accepting federal funds for this!

Will Cain is a whole bitch who got wrecked in sports and had to go shake ass for racists for money

“Are Mormons more Christian than Catholics” - the greatest thread in the history of Baptist forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate

the NBA is ridiculous

looking strong and healthier than ever sir!

susan looking like a real human and not at all a psychopath

DO YOU BELIEVE IN THE MEAN GREEN

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schumer: please release the tapes.

hegseth: no.

schumer: ok.

let’s hang!

The idea of coaching Ole Miss in the Playoff really feels like a coordinated agenda by Lane Kiffin, Nick Saban, and Kirk Herbstreit.

Nick Saban privately encouraging Lane Kiffin to take the LSU job, not disclosing that on TV while saying Ole Miss should let him coach in the playoff, is that going to be addressed?

how is andre iguodala’s son already playing college ball?

dude what

went to college and they tried to “cancel” me because I “can’t read”

that’s the spilly i know