Are you living the dream? Or are you just driving the leam?

Kids should eat whatever they want, whenever they want. Adults should eat their least favorite food, exclusively and rarely.

Do you feel like an object or a process? You could argue that we are more process than object but it's impossible not to feel more object than process.

Caramel eyes
Caramelize
Caramel lies

You ever wonder how many plants people had to smoke before they found one that did anything?

This is an apocalyptic catastrophe. It's an apo'strophe.

Will it blend?

I, in sin, sing Sting.

Enough is enough. But never enough is never enough.

Some of us were alive in 1936. Some of us will be alive in 2116. For the rest of us, 2025 is the only perfect square we will get. Drink it in, brothers and sisters.

I like when people say "chomping at the bit" so I can tell them it's champing. Then they ask "what does champing mean?" and I tell them it means chomping. Good times.

The Age of AI is the worst age to be named Al.

Nationalism is weaponized brand loyalty.

Is God capable of gratitude? God is capable of anything, fine. Are They grateful for anything, to anything?