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Full disclosure, I am mean. I do call people out on their bullshit. You don’t like that? Fuck off my page

I genuinely hope every conservative in my area cheering and advocating for SNAP to be cut chokes. I hope they’re I. The position to try to get benefits and get denied. No im not sorry. No I dont care if you think im a cunt for this. They reap what they sow

I made vegan tacos last night and my partner had some and said they were really good and asked for them for Halloween dinner 🥹🥹🥹 he’s not vegan so that’s a big deal for me

I have a whole hypothetical jeopardy/trivia team assembled. I just have to find a trivia event, a night we’re all off, and hope no one kills each other. Which for the hypothetical group I assembled is asking a lot

Ooooohhhh boyyyy guess what happened again today with A DIFFERENT PERSON

Watching 1883 is goning to give me major anxiety the next time I play Oregon Trail

Rice and nori sheets are a top tier snack and no one will convince me otherwise

Also everyone that told me that Daniel Jones would be a worse back up than Carson Wentz can officially kiss my ass

Deciding whether I should keep watching Carson Wentz or remove my eyes with a melon baller.

JJ McCarthey better be starting for the Vikings next week. Getting some of your starting line up back and THATS the performance you gave Wentz??? Nah, put the rookie back in I’ve seen enough of you

Watching football is so fun and relaxing when your team is on a bye and not making you lose your shit every 20 seconds

Oh and I went from a 70% chance of winning fantasy to a 40% chance of winning in the span of A FUCKING HOUR

Wishing every Steelers fan a shitty fucking week 🖕🏻 hope all of you choke

I lost all of my coke 🙃🙃🙃

Arrow machines can kiss my entire fucking ass

Also this sobriety bullshit is for the fucking birds. Everyone who’s ever told me how great being sober is is either lying, a shut in, or just switched drinking and smoking for something else.

i’m not going to be lectured about political violence by people whose politics is violence

Just maybe remember Melissa Hortman🙏, her husband Mark🙏, & their dog Gilbert🙏, along with John Hoffman who survived. They didn't get nearly the press I'm sure this will, no matter the outcome.

The amount of people in my life who don’t say shit when one of my home state senators was murdered but are calling for “and end to senseless violence” cuz of Charlie Kirk is far too high

I got 3/4 of a jeopardy/trivia team assembled. The last piece would either be my coworker that I play trivia with or a random person just to have a body

I don’t feel safe with anyone irl and I want to shut down

The only thing the Twins have done in that last 36 hours is make me want to throw my phone into the closest wall

Remember when we stopped using VHS tapes and the factories kept producing them and we just became overrun by them? Neither do I. Why do you think farmers would keep breeding animals if you're not eating them?

“Anyone that’s seen my dick and met my parents needs to die” is a HELL of a sentence to hear, but also same

Adultier adults: we’re going on a walk
Me: y’all smoking weed on this walk
Them: uh, no
Me: cool, I’m gonna get hammered with my future husband and his sister

Out of all the places I thought I’d be able to easily get vegan food, Montana was definitely not at the top of the list. This is easily one of the easiest times I’ve had finding food

I just saw a post of a girl referring to Morehead, MN as a small town and it think I need to lie down now

Me, alcohol, and my debit card aren’t a good match

Emphasis on the ROB in Bobrovsky

What a lot of people don’t realize about bisexuals in “straight passing” relationships, is we know that our relationships won’t save us. Especially in this current administration, it won’t save us. In fact, it puts a target on our significant other’s backs for being with us.