Mike Oldfield

Posting on two platforms? In this economy?

Nah.

*sucking air and pulling myself out of a flaming Twitter hole in the ground*

Hey, you guys seen what's happening in Canada?

Things seem to be going well here.

I just don't think this place will ever have the scrumptious depravity of having a vial of AMC liquid nanobots.

*obama joining scientology* uhhh let me go clear

These takes are just getting silly now. bluesky is antipope anacletus II. threads is the 9M14 Malyutka anti-tank guided missile system. Twitter is a little fruit cart vendor on the side of the road in 1907. No, these are websites

Millennial train conductor: aww not awesomesauce I crashed the heckin train into another train. Guess somebody needed an extra coffee today (me)
Reporter: sir 40 people died

*39

roman: ah, the Market of Trajan! nothing else like it in the world, where a roman citizen can gather anything from bread to pomegranates while chopping it up with the wine vendor

galatian (rolling eyes): that's just a macellum. we all have macellums, dude

they’re called forts
(sobbing)

[youth pastor voice] you know who else had to find thousands of followers from zero

I see Irony Twitter is here.

Is Wrestling Twitter, Commie Tiwtter, or Guys in Their Mid to Late 30s Who Just Want The Jays To Be Good Twitter here, too?

Remember the day when I was 13 finding Breakfast of Champions in an old box.

In honour of no view limits, I shall be posting all of Bruce Hart's speech for Stu's 88th birthday.

🧵

1/2001

Everyone had that VHS, though.

Still why I instinctually look for Reece's Pieces in convenience stores.

This shall be my first quote repost.

Who's gonna be my first repost? Who will it beeeeeeeee?

This place needs group DMs to really cook.

Notifications for this bad boy aren't the best.

We weren't made for this weather.

I'm scared.