windy 🛸

Kudos to Todd Howard for willingly shrinking his body to exert the raw energy needed to win the award this evening. So brave. Let's go Fallout! #TheGameAwards

leo what have they done to you

going to chilis

real shit hours

after today’s congressional hearing about aliens, maybe trump knows something we don’t

i knew this dude was a freak

throwback to the time i couldn’t find a medical thermometer so i treated my wife like she was a pork belly i JUST tossed in the oven

here’s the link btw www.dragonflycave.com/favorite.html

spent way too much time on a site making my top favorite pokemon list. made it to 60 before my eyes melted away and my thumbs fell off.

i know, i know, i already have the Based department calling me back about this one…

well now im gonna forget on purpose but thank you ill donate blood to your altar when they recognize your power

i have a lot of regrets in life. one time miley cyrus stole a meme i made. i got my friend his sonicforces handle and apparently that frustrated sonic’s social media team. i’m old now, and canada dry is all i long for

cerveza crystal connoisseur ( i edited all the clips into a seamless cut and convinced everyone thats how it aired. thanks forbes. fuck you stephen colbert.)

i taught the internet how to make still images talk, leading to things like wombo (my bad, fuck AI deepfakes and fuck you yanderedev lmao)

nancy.

where do i do this. i yearn to make the greatest list seen yet

meme of a capacitor, a cylinder shaped two-pin electronics component that stores electricity, and a resistor, a long metal pin with a bone-shaped center that resists electricity, with the caption “We Salute these Legendary Animals” next to a rage face of a man lifting a wine glass

listen to in da club easiest greatest song of the century

nuked my underwear again! thanks black ops six

the moment this shit aired a few years ago, i knew that we as a species were absolutely cooked thoroughly to an internal temperature of 165 degrees, fresh never frozen

this shit aint EVER coming out