(fmr) Blondie Actual

I wish we are meeting under a better bridge. Idiot, marine, engineer. have you seen my m240?

Leader of Airmen/Lifter of heavy objects/Lightsaber aficionado/mediocre author (KR Paul) Awesomely dorky Follow/💜/RT≠endorsement Views my own

(StillNotAnMP on Twitter). Migrating from “the bad place.” Sociology | IT Management | Katseye EyeKon!!!!

Trying to be the best dad, husband, son, friend, and peer that I can. Occasional golfer, gamer, runner, and hooper. Walking pop culture encyclopedia. https://www.zachbatton.com

I accept that there will be those I cannot protect. human on its way to turning into a greener thing. lil dirt person. photographer.

Not actually ANYONE'S Platoon Sergeant (but I'll try to help anyway). Dadjokes, Venn diagrams, and shreds of other hobbies I rarely have time for. (he/him)

Known respecter of women

Figuring out post-Army life in the PNW. Lots of Mom-Posting. She/Her. Play it fucking loud.

1Fury, 82nd ABN vet. OEF VIII & X. DSS in Iraq. Firefighter/Paramedic. Ça ira, les aristocrates à la lanterne. #KillYourHeroes #MaximumEffort #IAFF

plants, cats, books, part time Amry 😌 (X/Cattileesi)

I will spam your timeline with memes, Dadding, Disabled Veteran, PTSD, TBI, Chaos Connoisseur, typos, and Puns I am proud of you