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Zach Batton

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Trying to be the best dad, husband, son, friend, and peer that I can. Occasional golfer, gamer, runner, and hooper. Walking pop culture encyclopedia. https://www.zachbatton.com

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Such a great first drive today. Went to straight ๐Ÿ’ฉ after that.

28.09.2025 20:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.

18.07.2025 15:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 73961    ๐Ÿ” 18927    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1486    ๐Ÿ“Œ 835
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No, JD, belonging in America does not depend on how many generations of your family have lived here. The values of this country matter - deeply - to who we are and what it means to be American.

12.08.2025 01:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18904    ๐Ÿ” 5027    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1228    ๐Ÿ“Œ 359
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a cartoon dog is sitting in front of a fire with the words " it 's fine " ALT: a cartoon dog is sitting in front of a fire with the words " it 's fine "

The VA finally moved the needle on my claim. I called today to schedule my appointments, and Iโ€™ve now been on hold for well over an hour.

03.08.2025 18:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œplease donโ€™t be offended by this, but your FIL isnโ€™t a Trumper, is he?โ€ Of course none of us in our home are, but if felt great knowing there are others around us who feel the same way. Something thatโ€™s been hard to find in the golf community.

08.07.2025 23:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Met some really cool people today. Got paired with some older, retired guys that live in my neighborhood during golf today. While exchanging #s afterwards, I told them about my FIL who recently retired. It would be good for him to hang out with other guys his age. Before they obliged, they saidโ€ฆ

08.07.2025 23:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The best sign Iโ€™ve seen today

15.06.2025 01:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.

05.06.2025 20:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 67271    ๐Ÿ” 14737    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1626    ๐Ÿ“Œ 876

Thunderbolts* is legit!

02.05.2025 01:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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What an emotional rollercoaster this book is!

30.03.2025 00:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

His only justification to โ€œmany of them donโ€™t work at allโ€ is based on remote work. He doesnโ€™t want to accept the fact that remote workers have a better overall QoL because he is too focused on real estate that no longer serves a purpose.

14.03.2025 00:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

THIS! Growing up poor, I never realized why I was getting cut every year from teams until I was in my early twenties. I had abilities/knowledge; however, my mom didnโ€™t have the understanding of getting me specialized coaching, nor would she have been able to afford it.

06.03.2025 16:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

As someone who spends a lot time thinking about the values I want to teach my kid (besides PLEASE DONโ€™T EAT DIRT), the thing I keep coming back to is this: I want him to believe that the strongest, bravest thing he can do is give a shit about other peopleโ€”especially ones who arenโ€™t like him at all.

02.03.2025 23:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 38964    ๐Ÿ” 4756    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 744    ๐Ÿ“Œ 198

Equating our greatest strength to โ€œthings you can shootโ€ and โ€œraw powerโ€ is not only stupid, but it implies that our military only exists to kill. Our military is so much more than trained killers.

28.02.2025 02:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Military Ordered to Purge Social Media Sites of Diversity Mentions by March 5 Building lethality in the military may be the buzzword for the new Trump administration, but busywork and paperwork have become the reality at the Pentagon, as service members and civilian workers are...

If official platforms can no longer champion it, we have to do it ourselves. Diversity is our greatest strength! Ten toes down, Iโ€™ll die on that hill. www.military.com/daily-news/2...

28.02.2025 02:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I thought it would be a completely stupid movie, but Dog Man is HILARIOUS! My 4 year old loves it.

26.02.2025 00:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Working From Home Is Powering Productivity A fivefold increase in remote work since the pandemic could boost economic growth and bring wider benefits

Also, a person who literally works from their house shouldnโ€™t be lecturing America about WFH with largely baseless claims about productivity being down, in my opinion.
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12.02.2025 13:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The surrounding businesses adjacent to WFH supportive industries (food/retail) have taken a hit, but many people donโ€™t want to work for a company thatโ€™s making them return to the office full time when theyโ€™ve experienced the benefits of WFH.

12.02.2025 13:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If people are not violating laws/rules and there is no conflict of interest, there should be no issue if people are collecting a second pay check. The real issue is that real estate sits dormant and in many cases continues to serve less of a purpose w/ productivity increasing due to hybrid work.

12.02.2025 13:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Statistics show that productivity is actually up when employees have the option to work from home. If people can be productive and still take part in recreational activities during the workday, then itโ€™s not an issue. Working from home allows more flexibility.

12.02.2025 13:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I truly believe my professors missed the mark this weekend. As a marketing and communications program, our homework assignment shouldโ€™ve been to watch the SB commercials and analyze x# different styles of ads (CTA, persuasive, etc.) Wouldโ€™ve been a lot easier to do than what we did have.

10.02.2025 10:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œWe donโ€™t take an oath to an individual. We take an oath to the Constitution, and we take an oath to the idea that is America, and weโ€™re willing to die to protect it.โ€

Too many have either forgotten what we stand for, or theyโ€™re too blind to see how far theyโ€™ve strayed.

05.02.2025 14:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I agree that she shouldโ€™ve been considered as a lead. I guess the studio felt differently ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ. I think she absolutely carried the entire film. However, if I were to be considered by many to be a lead, and I only was campaigned for as a supporter, Iโ€™d still campaign my butt off to win.

23.01.2025 18:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As much as I loved Wicked, this is Zoeโ€™s award.

23.01.2025 14:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

11AM: How bad could the new administration be?

4PM: And Elon did that how many times?

20.01.2025 22:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10611    ๐Ÿ” 1544    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 149    ๐Ÿ“Œ 41

They will lie, bullshit, and distract, so it's very important for all of us to say what we see with our own eyes. The fascist Co-President threw a defiant Nazi salute on inauguraton day.

20.01.2025 21:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 689    ๐Ÿ” 182    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 27    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14

โ€œTo the people today who are losing their minds about businesses that โ€œgo wokeโ€ or that implement DEIA initiatives: You are going to look like those boycotters when history is eventually told and youโ€™re on the wrong side of it.โ€ (2/2)

31.12.2024 14:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

From Dylan Roche:
โ€œJust remember in the โ€˜50s, Jimmy Carter was the only white man in Plains, GA, who refused to join the White Citizens Council despite overwhelming social pressure to do so, and in response, many community members boycotted his business. (1/2)

31.12.2024 14:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Celebrating the small wins. After waking up before 0500 every single day for the past 2 weeks, our kids have officially slept past 0530 today.

21.12.2024 11:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Huge pet peeve: Slide readersโ€ฆ

15.12.2024 00:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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