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It is now and forever shall be the Epstein Ballroom. Sing it with me, children.

Diddling away billions of taxpayer dollars on bribes and siccing armed Jan. 6 rioters on the American people is bound to bring prices down any day now. Just ask Howard “Oompa Loompa” Nutlik.

It’s funny that Dump thought the Russians were laughing *with* him.

Boycott the Washington Post. Cancel your subscription.

Putin owns Trump, dirty diapers and all.

McDonald’s should come out with a text ad campaign with variations on the this theme:

“Hey, we’re doing our best here. Rome wasn’t burned in a day.”

“It’s working. Give it time.”

They think that making a stupid Black man call vaccine mandates slavery, we will all instantly become as stupid as they are.

I am appalled by the absence of leadership displayed by Hakeem Jeffries and Chuck Schumer. They are bystanders at best. Why are the wimps in charge?

Apparently, Trump didn’t die. He merely smelled as if he had.

I’ve settled a lot of wars. I’m settling a couple right now. I don’t even ask. I just start settling them.

Imagine what Dump’s list of prescriptions looks like.

When you suffer from dementia, they let you say lots of idiotic things.

Mace is a sloppy mess.

Now my hopes are up.

Well, at least her constituents hate her. She has that going for her.

So, puke can wear shoes now and call itself Nancy? What a wonderful world.

Which one’s the photo?

Arlo did a fine version of that song with Pete Seeger, recorded live in Boston, many years ago.

Walking on the hangar deck of the Constellation without my glasses, I accidentally saluted a chief, who scowled and said, “Put your hand down, nut. My parents were married.”

Don’t give concessions to the devil.

Donald “Dirty Ol’ Diaper” Trump is tired of having his many, many crimes reported to the American people.

I’ll go first: Definitely Trump.

The NY Times is a backed-up toilet.

Leadership by moron is embarrassing.

You seem to imply that government by stink Nazi is off to a rocky start.

Bonus! He smells like an explosion at the National Fecal Reserve.

Republican “patriots” went from “Don’t Tread on Me” to “Here, it’ll hurt more if you wear these cleats.”

Henceforth, Mar-a-Lardo shall be known as The Bribery Coast.

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