Chas, The Verruca Gnome🇺🇦

When I managed a pizza shop near a university, my recommendation was 2 slices per person min, 3 if it was in your budget, and 4 if you liked the students.

Pretty everyone'll eat two, half the people'll eat more if it's available, and leftovers can be taken home by poor students.

Group of woodcarvings on a workbench. A bat inspired creature, a pipistrelle bat, a dragon with a duck on its head, a mantis humanoid creature with a long skirt, a humanoid cuttlefish wearing a dress, a goode knight with shield and a mace where sits a red robin, and humanoid creature with 4 eyes in a blue dress

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F*#k you. I won't do what you tell me.

I just finished it a couple hours ago (for the fourth time)

It's not a normal beach ball, but I want it anyway

We prefer the term _Persons of Hench_

‘I used to be good at tiddley-rats* when I was a nipper…’

*A famous Ankh-Morpork gutter game, second only to Dead Rat conkers. Turd Races in the gutter appear to have died out, despite an attempt to take them upmarket with the name poosticks.

-_Thud_, Terry Pratchett

Are they using them to play conkers?

Brass Against's cover of _Killing in the Name Of_

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They have those. The frog version is particularly popular right now.

[sliding down my pantsleg to hide my Mona Lisa compression socks]

And they're not driverless

Sorry about all this.

The news reminded me that I still hadn't bought your book. That's fixed now.

Sleepaway Camp 2, but I'm biased. A friend of mine played one one the victims in it.

Next years rates are being decided and announced now.

November is too late.

Now is late, this should've already happened, but hiding the Epstein files takes a lot of time

Noooooo!!!!

The non-car lane should be equal in size to one of the car lanes, and physically separated from them. Bikes and runners can then share it.

CW: protester being struck in the head by a pepper ball

Footage I took earlier of the moment Reverend David Black, a regular protester outside of the Broadview Detention Center, was shot in the head with a pepper ball by ICE agents on the roof of the facility.

My understanding is that she was, but I've never read a biography of her.

I could be biased. She's my favorite singer 😇

Ella Fitzgerald

Nobody ever called Pablo Picasso an asshole

I've rsvp'd for Tellico Plains

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And I imagine they're saying, "I'm too old for this shit," to themselves.

Those aren't generals, they're very senior noncoms

That was the first movie I remember seeing in the theater. My kindergarden teacher took me to see it.

It probably wasn't actually the first movie I saw in the theater, just the first one I have a memory of seeing.

It's protective. They're using so much mousse they literally have helmet hair.

This is my regular reminder to everyone that jstor is open to the general public now; a free account there will give you access to 100 papers a year.