Mackenzie

thank you Facebook

That’s right

Your subconscious has got the Kojima experience down pat

Not playing cards but baseball cards (Sox only). Always wears a beanie

Yeah, I'm just going to boost this whenever I see it because it rocks.

27 years ago today, the Soviet-German composer Alfred Schnittke died in Hamburg at 63. His gravestone (image) is inscribed with a fermata (a sign to hold a note or rest an indeterminate length) over a whole rest, with a dynamic (volume) indication of triple-forte.

The “make way for corn” Soviet propaganda poster. Marching corn are walking by farm animals

Going to the county fair tomorrow

Thinking about it (eating a big fried seafood platter, hopefully with a novelty captain’s hat on)

Telling my kid the Lego Klaus Kinski figure is 100% off limits

I would give the sickos at LEGO an obscene amount of money for a Fitzcarraldo set, complete with a phonograph and winches.

I would give the sickos at LEGO an obscene amount of money for a Fitzcarraldo set, complete with a phonograph and winches.

Entirely not the point but I am tickled by the existence of a group called “Friends of the Bureau of Labor Statistics”

I know my 4runner does this, I make sure to clean it out with air when I do a brake job

Was once in a tiny airport (Madison, Wisconsin I think) and watched our pilot get off the plane, play World of Warcraft on a laptop the entire time as the last flight emptied and before ours boarded. He waited to the last second to go get on the plane.

I just didn't think pilots would play WoW.

the only good dating advice is that you must learn to bear your suffering well. the reason most dating advice skews conservative is because it shares with conservatism the view that suffering should happen to other people

One can only assume this was a salute to the late Ozzy Osbourne.

The fake trailers at the beginning of Tropic Thunder had people in my theater gasping/guffawing/shouting at the screen

No one can hate the Dolphins as much as the Dolphins hate themselves and each other.

Their two oft-injured FA safeties they signed are both already missing practices too. Hold on to your butts.

Boy do NFL writers love the word “regime” to describe coaching staffs

I seem to be a bit irritable all of a sudden.

MAN: What's that, girl? Trouble at the old mine?
LEFT-WING LASSIE: Woof! [The miners are striking for better pay and conditions]
MAN: B-but Billy's down there!
LEFT-WING LASSIE: Woof! [BILLY'S A SCAB]

I’m sorry, even I have limits and that includes not watching the hall of fame game

Soft Top Truck: 1989 Dodge Dakota Convertible The idea of a convertible pickup truck is still one of the best concepts I've seen that has never been sufficiently replicated. Not only that, the Dodge Dakota convertible just looked good, like it ca...

"He's probably thinking about other women" meme but instead it's me and this convertible Dodge pickup

Our school installed pull up bars specifically for this, they bragged about it

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He just likes drinking from it and won't say it straight

Team Leanne on this one, and his explanation of why he has on the bed... doesn't hold water

Like Elvis putting carpet on the ceiling.

Nice shot 📷