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i mean twice recently, in the last 10 days. someone full out impersonated me a few yrs ago and i think has stopped since but like, be so fuckin careful

if anyone messages you pretending to be me its not me. i don't talk to fuckin anybody ok? idk why but i been targeted twice

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1- NANCY IS RUSHING TO GET HOME NANCY: I CANT WAIT TO GET HOME FOR SUPPER TONIGHT P2- NANCY: WERE HAVING MY FAVORITE MEAL SHISH KEBAB P3- NANCY: IM HOME, AUNT FRITZI P4- NANCY:IS THE SISH KEBAB READY? AUNT FRITZI:I CHANGED MY MIND--WERE NOT GOING TO HAVE SHISH KEBAB TONIGHT P5-NANCY SHOUTS: BUT YOU PROMISED ME SHISH KEBAB AUNT FRITZI : OKAY---OKAY JUST GIVE ME A FEW MINUTES P6-AUNT FRITZI: IT'S SPAGHETTI AND MEAT BALLS AUNT FRITZI HAS WRAPPED SPAGHETTI AND STUCK MEATBALLS ON THE SKEWERS NANCY SEEMS TO LIKE THE IDEA THOUGH

BUT YOU PROMISED
ME SHISH KEBAB
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER
JUNE 28,1961

there's smth about whatever part of the nervous system that gets overwhelmed by IBS pain that makes the world feel like its about to end but also will never end. like i have to fart and it hurts so bad that i get stuck in a khole

outburst

She dropped another slur. Into your cabinet you go meemaw!

some guy named mike put a teaspoon of cayenne in a honey jar, started charging $13/bottle and completely ruined the pizza industry

Photo of a sketch of a Neanderthal. The headline reads: Scientists Growing Neanderthal 'Minibrains', Will Connect Them to Crab Robots

Go for it. I don't even care any more.

burt's shrimp lip balm parody ad in an onion newspaper

really appreciating the onion as physical media.

98%

That's the decrease in the annual number of single-use plastic bags in the UK since a 5p charge started 10 years ago (it's now 10p)

Not all environmental problems are that easy to tackle, but change is possible

Resharing the Mail's 2015 splash, which has aged well

www.gov.uk/government/p...

I went to a small engine repair place to get my broken lawnmower fixed, and he did it for just $100! sweet deal. when I picked the lawnmower up (it's working great!) the guy said "now you're $100 poorer, plus you have chores to do". why did he do this

Wall Street Journal headline and deck: "New York Shooting Puts Mamdani on the Spot Over Policing Views: The killing of four people in a Midtown office building rattled a city where mass attacks are rare and violent crime has declined."

It's really weird to demand accountability from a NYC mayoral candidate for a deadly NYC shooting rather than the current NYC mayor, an ex-cop who campaigned on a "tough on crime" platform and promptly got indicted for crimes

ZUCKERBERG: Today we're announcing that MetaAI has produced the first true artificial superintelligence, expressly designed to shepherd humanity into a new era of infinite prosperity. Meet Cicero!
CICERO: Hello. This man has too much. You must kill him

fanart for @animating.bsky.social of their awesome animation i didnt see until now :/ and Capre!! :D

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kc9...

omg what the hell this is so cool!!! thank you for drawing this, i love it :'0

when driving on the highway it’s important to at all times have established an enemy

RFK Jr. plans to fire advisory task force that determines which cancer screenings to recommend because they’re “too woke”

Holy shit we’re legitimately at “some cancer screenings are too woke.”

ICE Prosecutor in Dallas Runs White Supremacist X Account The Observer has identified the operator of “GlomarResponder,” an overtly racist social media account, as ICE Assistant Chief Counsel James Rodden, based on an overwhelming number of biographical details matched through publicly available documents, other social media activity, and courtroom observation.

REVEALED: we identified the operator of an overtly racist X account, "GlomarResponder," as ICE Assistant Chief Counsel James Rodden, based on an overwhelming number of biographical details matched through publicly available documents, other social media activity, and courtroom observation.

when its too hot out she shrivels up

when its too hot out she shrivels up

the worm

"you wouldnt last 3 minutes before having the urge to punch me in the face as 40 others have"

My painting SHORELINE CLOUDS