Zach

Shame, shame. You are shamed!

Took this a couple days ago and I’ve just been sitting here like is this a good pic!? 😭😭

Nudity on Bluesky!? What a treat! Lmao

I’ve gone on a couple dates with a 28 year old and my friend called her my child bride 😭😭😭😭

Fuck I’m 38 😭😭😭

Women will have Art from Terrifier all over their dating profile and be like why can’t I find somebody to make me delete these apps!? Like, babygirl you’re obsessed with clowns.

I need to buy a ukulele, quit my job, and become an alt folk musician so bad.

The best part of the original Night of the Living Dead is the barely had to use make up on any of the zombies because regular people from Pennsylvania naturally look so horrifying in black and white.

Dawn of the Dead time. Can’t believe I waited until October 14th to fire it up.

I just ate McDonald’s breakfast 😭😭😭

Tis the season so I’m out here watching all the ‘ol zombie apocalypse movies. I’m shocked these movies are under the “horror” genre. Feels more aspirational than horror! I’m supposed to think having a job is better? Y’all ever had to talk to a customer!? Gimme the zombies.

Buckingham Nicks? I’m too busy Suckingtham Tits

Man I love that all of Ramza and Gaffgarion’s dialogue in the remaster just boils down to:

Ramza: I think commoners are deserving of humanity and I’m tired of nobles exploiting them I refuse to be apart of it anymore.

Gaffgarion: Plz Ramza you’re rich you have to use poor people it’s your destiny!

I want to go on The Long Walk so I can put my Apple Watch through a gamut of emotions from being so psyched I’m absolutely crushing my daily step goals to seeing I got shot in the head taking a shit.

I’m tired of waiting for Final Fantasy Tactics: The Ivalice Chronicles. I already paid for it just let me play it SquareEnix 😭😭😭😭

Attempting to play Pathfinder: Kingmaker again 😬

My simplest pleasure is replying “well fuck” to everyone who says they’re looking for someone who won’t waste their time on Hinge.

a group of people are dancing in a room . ALT: a group of people are dancing in a room .

Me crashing out at the “fun” work event next week

I, uuuhhhhhhh, do not remember this Pokémon.

I went outside I can’t believe it

HELL YEAH

I was listening to newest @blankcheck.bsky.social episode, and I gotta give props to @davidlsims.bsky.social for really doing to bat for Tommy Lee Jones’ performance in The Fugitive. Not enough people talk about it anymore.

The Pope took one look at JD Vance and was just like time to go I’ve seen enough.

Finally got a copy of Pokemon Ruby again and a nice little just because I like these guys squad. Now for a Torchic playthrough.

Larian finally let me into the Patch 8 stress test on my PS5!

Finally finished the Suikoden 1 Remaster so now I can play Suikoden 2 Remaster the real reason to play lmao

the conservatives that Sam Seder debated in that Jubilee video were so bad that the online right has convinced themselves that the conservatives were actually the leftists and that Sam was the conservative

lol

Howdy

I really want to focus on playing Suikoden, but I also want to finish my Pillars 2 playthrough. I also want to play Disco Elysium again. And what about that Avowed playthrough I started?? Help me!!

Happy Suikoden Remaster release day!