Kerry

Do not recommend Hawaiian time for any tv programming. Vibes are immaculate here, tho

She came down in a bubble, Doug!!!

I swear, there’s a countdown clock with the strawberries that begins the MOMENT you get in the checkout line. Those delicious red bastards cannot WAIT to rot.

Now... uh... I...

No gnocchi, no parsnips... no cheats!

Watching the Hawaiian Paradise episode of "Chopped" and it has me thinking of other ethnic-specific episode ideas. As an Irish-American, I'd *love* to see Irish cooks compete and there's NO potatoes in the baskets or the pantry. Pure chaos!

She's a woman sitting in the only room her husband wants her in: the kitchen

Who has recs for things to see/do/eat in Vienna? Watching the "Conan O'Brien Must Go" episode about Austria for starters

That's so sad. But I get it - I'm not the same woman at 41 that I was at 24. I'd be beyond divorced from the man I was with then and I wouldn't have lived so much life being stuck with him

Marvel does well when they focus on humanity and community

My aunt told her 3 sons that she didn't want any of them married before 30 and it always made me laugh bc I know she was the only mom at her synagogue saying this to her kids

Finally watched "One Battle After Another" and there's no way this was better than "Sinners"

Escape online for a bit if you can. And eat a boatload of ice cream.

We're watching "One Battle After Another" and my partner truly just asked if Sean Penn (SEAN PENN!!) is Australian or British.

This is what I get for having a baby Millennial from southern Indiana as a partner.

How do I make this animated?

POV you are about to lose at Guess Who

They went out and kept their playlist going. I wanna break in so bad ...

I'm 41 and I'm tired and our 23 y/o neighbors are having a bday party. The neighbors below them usually complain, but they're on a 3 month trip. I'm just gonna take an edible. Bc what else am I gonna do? Knock on their door and have direct confrontation!? No thx!

Shakshuka made ahead and in a Pyrex bowl to go in the fridge. • 1 diced red bell pepper • 1 diced medium onion • 4 minced cloves of garlic • 1 tsp paprika • 1 tsp smoked paprika • 1/2 tsp chili powder • 1/4 tsp cayenne pepper • 1 can (28oz) whole peeled tomatoes that you crush with your hands for therapy as you put them in the pan • Eggs and toast added tomorrow

Was gonna prep a French toast bake for the morning, but the baguette was so expired it was moldy. Pivoted to shakshuka and now it's ready to get back in the pan for an easy, delish VDay breakfast 😋

a cartoon of a panda hugging another bear . Alt: a cartoon of a panda hugging another bear

Get you a partner who brings you a Zyrtec when you have no allergies but are congested after whiskey and wine and declare you're fine

The new tv series "The Burbs" is ok. I had higher hopes. But it's great to leave on while I clean and continue setting up our living room

Best of both worlds: looks nice and works well! Good luck on the hunt. Hope you get a good sale! (And if you have ABT nearby, they are phenom)

No time to put away Christmas pressies than... February 12th!

GE is so reliable. We have a Café fridge (which is GE) partly bc we wanted nothing to do with the LG compressors (or any Samsung fridge) and partly bc my partner's dad & grandpa were GE engineers

How are my hormones doing today? Currently crying alongside teenage Olympians and wanting to give them big hugs

National Guard troops were quietly withdrawn from some U.S. cities The deployments encountered repeated legal setbacks that stymied President Donald Trump’s show of force in Los Angeles, Chicago and Portland, Oregon.

For the first time, crickets from Donald Trump.

After losing in court multiple times to Illinois and other states, the National Guard was finally quietly pulled out of our streets.

The pressure is working, and we’ve got to keep at it.

Being kind to everybody pays off. Today I found out that my street doesn't have a dedicated USPS carrier (which I suspected) *and* that our post office HIDES our mail. This is why shit doesn't get delivered until I complain every month.

Lemme get back in touch with my hot alderman

Before we get to March Madness, my hottest take is that players need to wear black socks when they wear black shoes

This Swedish curler is giving me Violet Affleck vibes

Imagine seeing this and thinking “I want less of this culture in my country”