The thinking guy

this LLM just printed some pretty disturbing stuff, I better do exactly what it says

So You Are The One That Got Some Pretty Big Words About Me

Now's a great time to file a health insurance claim, they're letting everything through right now

A clever artistic observation is expressed as “The brushes have swag and the lighting has yolo… beautiful…”

any idea how to do .5 of a post

glimpse inward; glib squidward

Me [as MC Ride-ney Boratfield]: take mah wife, mah whole fucking wife, please
Doctor to the nurse: he’s beyond saving, it’d be a mercy to let him die

of Legend

deploying the legally inadvisable “my bad” defense

If there’s no ring, it’s not a goatse joke

My 2 cents: this is cringe

A robotic vacuum with a UART adapter plugged into it

Spent my Friday night hacking a robovac. Cloud-free and sucking like a champ.

I thought the E/N board on Something Awful stood for Everything/Nothing because while your problems mean everything to you they mean nothing to anyone else

Rolled over a screw and managed to get it in a location that necessitates a tire replacement

The great hurriquake of 2023

A single chair in an otherwise empty room

Moving into my own place. Got everything I’ll need.

A picture of David Lynch with the subtitles, "People who like Twin Peaks are party people"

based

I’d be a great uncle, but I’d be a terrible great uncle.

A drawing of a cat with 12 question marks next to its head

Me listening to a user describing what’s wrong with their computer. (Turned out to be DNS)

i've NEVER made a horny post

A screenshot of a map application with a well-textured “Randy’s Donuts” building.

Meet me at the only textured building in town

Well well well, if it isn't ol' Firstname Bunchanumbers

End of the Tour, AKA Driver. The list goes on

Mink Car - They Might Be Giants

A kitten laying on a charging block, absorbing heat

based

How are there still parts of this city without fiber to the premises

An emergency food ration

My workplace offers catered lunch

A post with the text: My favorite memory from the early days of my IT adventure (and the one that probably taught me the most) was when I asked a user to reboot his machine. He said he had to get off the call to attend a meeting, [but] that he would reboot and let me know if it resolved the issue. I left the remote session open, proceeded to watch him sit through about half of his meeting, and then watched him type out the email response to me saying that he had rebooted and it did not resolve the issue. Never trust them

Based IT advice from Something Awful forums user “Unexpected Raw Anime”

based

The real question is what’s the upper limit on tab groups. You may be able to have thousands upon thousands of tabs