@pallavi.bsky.social
kind cunt https://linktr.ee/pallavigunalan
Live with @pallavi.bsky.social and @eltragon.bsky.social this afternoon at 1/4pm ET!
Talking rapid response to ICE, Zohran and Trump, and Fox News saying to skip the veggies this year... don't miss 🫵
do you think zohran got him to say the shahada
22.11.2025 05:29 — 👍 25 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
the face you make when white people tell you about their trip to india unprompted
22.11.2025 03:24 — 👍 105 🔁 11 💬 3 📌 1
i know he can’t say it but no way zohran wasn’t thinking “quiet, piggy” this whole time
22.11.2025 03:23 — 👍 208 🔁 22 💬 9 📌 0feeling bad for all the good people who failed the bar catching strays bc of kim
21.11.2025 20:52 — 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Somehow, heartbreak feels good in a place like this.
20.11.2025 03:03 — 👍 29 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0laura dern’s character in palm royale saying goodbye to her father played by her real, aging father bruce dern 😭😭😭
20.11.2025 01:47 — 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
got a bunch of amazing shows coming up including Facial Recognition Comedy, Second Screens, SF Sketchfest (tix on sale now for FRC & Zindabaddies), and opening for Sammy Obeid and Mohanad Elshieky! see me live doing my favorite thing! tickets here: linktr.ee/pallavigunalan
17.11.2025 00:56 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0watched a movie where a man was throwing money into a fire and had to turn it off because i’m too broke. need a content warning for shit like that in this economy 😭😭😭
16.11.2025 21:13 — 👍 35 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0my bad!
14.11.2025 22:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0@pallavi.bsky.social good job on TDZ! couldn't help but notice you didn't do a "dean scream" its fine.
13.11.2025 23:21 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0no one tells you how much of your 30s is just massaging various parts of your body
10.11.2025 12:30 — 👍 41 🔁 2 💬 4 📌 0it doesn’t matter though because it’s not you, right?
07.11.2025 07:11 — 👍 39 🔁 13 💬 2 📌 0
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
06.11.2025 21:00 — 👍 9275 🔁 6053 💬 438 📌 1300never in my life did i think Mississippi Masala Mama would be on stage with Good Muslim, Bad Muslim Daddy and Socialist Mayor of New York Mamdani incredible work and feelings all around today
05.11.2025 08:02 — 👍 26 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0just saw the mamdani speech and the outro music being DHOOOOOOM MACHALE! my millennial ass is so happy!!!
05.11.2025 08:01 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0this isn’t disenfranchisement
05.11.2025 05:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0i don’t care it made me laugh
05.11.2025 05:03 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0prop 50 passing is good
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i haven’t laughed this hard in ages i’m dying lmao
05.11.2025 04:47 — 👍 37 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0
the pendulum is swinging back around! it’s up to us to not let it swing away again 🫡🫡🫡
05.11.2025 04:21 — 👍 18 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0exaaaactllllyyyy
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new york you beautiful bastards you did it!!
05.11.2025 02:21 — 👍 52 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0okay yes this is awful but wtf is your ass doing on this app eww
04.11.2025 21:41 — 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0BREAKING NEWS: Dick Cheney just shot Ronald Reagan in the face
04.11.2025 21:41 — 👍 82 🔁 9 💬 3 📌 2Ozark and Task, he's one of my favorite characters in Ozark
04.11.2025 20:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0inject anything tom pelphrey's been in straight into my veins
04.11.2025 19:13 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0i am working a lot and i am very tired and that is okay because it could be far worse but i also wish it were much better
04.11.2025 06:25 — 👍 27 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Every time I refresh my timeline, Mamdani is live, somewhere else in NYC. There’s only one explanation.
03.11.2025 02:22 — 👍 217 🔁 8 💬 2 📌 0Everyone, I ouija boarded Lincoln's ghost and he said the new White House bathroom is "too gross to piss in"
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